Burlesque Assassins
“Seduce and Destroy”
Synopsis
The Burlesque Assassins. Beautiful, deadly and a vital weapon in the war on communism that threatens the free world. Set in the 1950s, this tale of cold war espionage and intrigue follows superspies Johnny Valentine, Koko La Douce, Bombshell Belle and new recruit Bourbon Sue as they seduce their way within killing distance of a trio of villainy bent on global domination. See the fatal fan dance of Koko La Douce! See the brutal boa of Bombshell Belle! Witness firsthand the carnage and the cleavage as the enemies of The Burlesque Assassins discover that when it comes to these women, LOOKS CAN KILL!
Trailers, Teasers & Extra Featurettes
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Burlesque Assassins Official Trailer
Type: Trailer • Published 2012-06-22
Top Cast
Explore Star Directory →David A. aka Armitage shanks Crellin
Johnny Valentine
Roxi D'Lite
Bourbon Sue
Carrie Schiffler
Katerina Molotov
Dušan Rokvić
Stalin
Rosalind Porter
Bombshell Belle
Koko La Douce
Koko La Douce
Brendan Hunter
Clone of Hitler
Xarah Von Den Vielenregen
Xarah Von Den Vielenregen
Amber Ray
Amber Ray
Kitten Deville
Kitten Deville
Jill Belland
Natasha Kalashnikov
Randy Brososky
Professor Von Hosenfeffer
Matthew Graham
Mussolini Jr
Kelitta Maloof
Kelitta Maloof
Scarlett Martini
Scarlett Martini
Release History & Theatrical Window
January 10, 2012
Wide Cinema Exhibition
Key Information & Fast Facts
- Director
- Jonathan Joffe
- Screenplay & Story
- Jonathan Joffe
- Original Title
- Burlesque Assassins
- Country of Origin
- Canada
- Spoken Languages
- English
- Runtime
- 1h 36m
- Production Studios
- Joe Media Group, Jonathan Joffe Pictures
Creative Leadership & Key Crew
Jonathan Joffe
Jonathan Joffe
Department Leadership Roster
Jonathan Joffe
Writer
Jonathan Joffe
Director
Age Classification & Content Advisories
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PG: Parental Guidance Suggested — May contain mild violence or suggestive material.
International Certification Matrix
Parental Guidance Suggested — May contain mild violence or suggestive material.
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What is Burlesque Assassins about?
The Burlesque Assassins. Beautiful, deadly and a vital weapon in the war on communism that threatens the free world. Set in the 1950s, this tale of cold war espionage and intrigue follows superspies Johnny Valentine, Koko La Douce, Bombshell Belle and new recruit Bourbon Sue as they seduce their way within killing distance of a trio of villainy bent on global domination. See the fatal fan dance of Koko La Douce! See the brutal boa of Bombshell Belle! Witness firsthand the carnage and the cleavage as the enemies of The Burlesque Assassins discover that when it comes to these women, LOOKS CAN KILL!
Who directed Burlesque Assassins?
Burlesque Assassins was directed by Jonathan Joffe.
Who stars in Burlesque Assassins?
The principal cast of Burlesque Assassins includes David A. aka Armitage shanks Crellin, Roxi D'Lite, Carrie Schiffler, Dušan Rokvić, Rosalind Porter.
When was Burlesque Assassins released and how long is it?
Burlesque Assassins was released in 2012 with a total runtime of 1h 36m.
What is the age rating and content advisory for Burlesque Assassins?
Burlesque Assassins holds official age classifications: US: PG (Parental Guidance Suggested — May contain mild violence or suggestive material.).