Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous
“The Army Will Never Be The Same”
Synopsis
When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.
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Jessica Simpson
Private Megan Valentine
Vivica A. Fox
Sergeant Louisa Morely
Steve Guttenberg
Sidney Green
Aimee Garcia
Private Vicky Castillo
Olesya Rulin
Private Petrovich
Keiko Agena
Private Hailey Hamamori
Jill Marie Jones
Private Connie Johnson
Ryan Sypek
Sergeant Mills Evans
Cheri Oteri
Private Jeter
Gary Grubbs
Captain Greer
Bryce Johnson
Derek O'Grady
Floriana Tullio
Camille
Katie Chonacas
Amber
Andy Milonakis
Joe Kidd
Jennifer Finley
Dolores
Katherine Owens
Stylist
Kurt Fuller
Cousin Barry
James Harlon Palmer
Junior Agent (uncredited)
Release History & Theatrical Window
February 3, 2009
Physical Home Media
Financials & Box Office Performance
Production Budget
$30M
Filming & production cost
Worldwide Gross
$104K
Total global ticket sales
Box Office Return
0x
-$29.9M deficit
Theatrical Status
Budget Return
Box office tier
Key Information & Fast Facts
- Director
- Steve Miner
- Screenplay & Story
- April Blair, Kelly Bowen
- Original Score
- Dennis Smith
- Original Title
- Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous
- Country of Origin
- United States of America
- Spoken Languages
- English
- Runtime
- 1h 40m
- Production Budget
- $30M
- Worldwide Gross
- $104K
- Production Studios
- Papa Joe Films, BenderSpink, Di Novi Pictures, Family Room Entertainment, Gerber Pictures, Grand Army Entertainment, Major Productions, Millennium Media, Emmett/Furla Films
Creative Leadership & Key Crew
Steve Miner
April Blair, Kelly Bowen
Dennis Smith
Patrick Cady
Nathan Easterling
Boaz Davidson, Danny Dimbort, Randall Emmett, George Furla, Bill Gerber
Department Leadership Roster
Steve Miner
Director
April Blair
Screenplay
Kelly Bowen
Screenplay
Boaz Davidson
Producer
Danny Dimbort
Producer
Randall Emmett
Producer
George Furla
Producer
Bill Gerber
Producer
Avi Lerner
Producer
Trevor Short
Producer
Joe Simpson
Producer
Patrick Cady
Director of Photography
Nathan Easterling
Editor
Alix Hester
Costume Design
Gregg Brazzel
Stunt Coordinator
Age Classification & Content Advisories
Official viewer rating standards and content warnings across international classification boards.
PG-13: Parents Strongly Cautioned — May contain intense action, language, or mature themes.
International Certification Matrix
FSK 12 — Restricted to viewers aged 12 and older.
Parents Strongly Cautioned — May contain intense action, language, or mature themes.
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Frequently Asked Questions About Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous
Quick factual answers about cast, synopsis, director, box office, and release information.
What is Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous about?
When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.
Who directed Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous?
Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous was directed by Steve Miner.
Who stars in Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous?
The principal cast of Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous includes Jessica Simpson, Vivica A. Fox, Steve Guttenberg, Aimee Garcia, Olesya Rulin.
When was Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous released and how long is it?
Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous was released in 2008 with a total runtime of 1h 40m.
What was the box office and production budget of Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous?
Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous had a reported production budget of $30M and grossed $104K at the worldwide box office (0 return on budget, classified as a underperformed).
Who composed the musical score for Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous?
The original motion picture soundtrack for Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous was composed by Dennis Smith.
What is the age rating and content advisory for Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous?
Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous holds official age classifications: DE: 12 (FSK 12 — Restricted to viewers aged 12 and older.); US: PG-13 (Parents Strongly Cautioned — May contain intense action, language, or mature themes.).