Mike Mitchell

as Cowan

as Kyle Murphy

as Bjorn

as Trump Fan

as Slushy Douche

as Stu

as Sweaty Beard

as Randy Monahan

as Donnie

as Brad

as Bert

as Jack Sparrow Chorus Member

as Teddy

as Various

as (voice)

as Dan (voice)

as Bloody Patient

as Mitch

as Mitch

as Thad

as Mitch

as Big Guitar Guy

as Mike

as Steve

as Mark

as Mitch Montgomery

as Self

as Cop

as Wally

as Thad

as Mike

as Benjamin Franklin

as Rocky

as Owen

as Gluko's Bed / Lyle (voice)

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Self