

There's No Business...
Synopsis
There's No Business... is a 1994 British partially improvised comedy film directed by Kevin Molony and produced by Claudia Lloyd for Prospect Pictures. It stars Raw Sex (Simon Brint and Rowland Rivron) as Ken Bishop and his stepson Duane, and Lee Cornes as their musical agent Dickie Valentino, in their attempt to remake a track by Ken's old band, 'The Nice Twelve' for a TV advert for 'Pinkies', a brand of kitchen gloves made by Mort Clayton (Mac McDonald). Alexander Armstrong (Tim) and Sam Graham (Fergus) work for the fictional advertising agency Sprote and Sprote. The film takes its name from the 1954 film There's No Business Like Show Business which itself borrowed the 1946 song of the same name by Irving Berlin, written for the musical Annie Get Your Gun.
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There's No Business (1994)
Type: Clip • Published 2018-04-30
Top Cast
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Kenworth "Ken" Bishop
Rowland Rivron
Duane Bishop
Lee Cornes
Dickie Valentino
Tilly Vosburgh
Tilly
Stephen Frost
Reg Prince
Mark Arden
Johnny Blackpool
Paul Mark Elliott
Bernie Cosmos
Sam Graham
Fergus
Alexander Armstrong
Tim
Chris Palmer
Crispian Sprote
Mark Bannister
Marcus
Mac McDonald
Mort Clayton
Mark Benton
Barman
Arnold Brown
Man on Train
Emma Longworth
Ems
Alana Carlucci
Receptionist
Luke Hartley Scott
Boy
Ian Hill
Accordionist
Release History & Theatrical Window
October 16, 1995
Physical Home Media
Key Information & Fast Facts
- Director
- Kevin Molony
- Screenplay & Story
- Rowland Rivron
- Original Score
- Simon Wallace, Simon Brint
- Original Title
- There's No Business...
- Country of Origin
- United Kingdom
- Spoken Languages
- English
- Runtime
- 1h 15m
- Production Studios
- Prospect Pictures
Creative Leadership & Key Crew
Kevin Molony
Rowland Rivron
Simon Wallace, Simon Brint
Colin Fox
Piers Douglas
Claudia Lloyd
Department Leadership Roster
Kevin Molony
Director
Claudia Lloyd
Producer
Piers Douglas
Editor
Penny McDonald
Costume Design
Rowland Rivron
Writer
Colin Fox
Director of Photography
Age Classification & Content Advisories
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Suitable only for 15 years and over.
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What is There's No Business... about?
There's No Business... is a 1994 British partially improvised comedy film directed by Kevin Molony and produced by Claudia Lloyd for Prospect Pictures. It stars Raw Sex (Simon Brint and Rowland Rivron) as Ken Bishop and his stepson Duane, and Lee Cornes as their musical agent Dickie Valentino, in their attempt to remake a track by Ken's old band, 'The Nice Twelve' for a TV advert for 'Pinkies', a brand of kitchen gloves made by Mort Clayton (Mac McDonald). Alexander Armstrong (Tim) and Sam Graham (Fergus) work for the fictional advertising agency Sprote and Sprote. The film takes its name from the 1954 film There's No Business Like Show Business which itself borrowed the 1946 song of the same name by Irving Berlin, written for the musical Annie Get Your Gun.
Who directed There's No Business...?
There's No Business... was directed by Kevin Molony.
Who stars in There's No Business...?
The principal cast of There's No Business... includes Simon Brint, Rowland Rivron, Lee Cornes, Tilly Vosburgh, Stephen Frost.
When was There's No Business... released and how long is it?
There's No Business... was released in 1994 with a total runtime of 1h 15m.
Who composed the musical score for There's No Business...?
The original motion picture soundtrack for There's No Business... was composed by Simon Wallace, Simon Brint.
What is the age rating and content advisory for There's No Business...?
There's No Business... holds official age classifications: GB: 15 (Suitable only for 15 years and over.).



















