San Fernando Jones and the Temple of Poon
Synopsis
San Fernando Jones, the great adventurer, is on a quest for the Temple of Poon. Legend has it that inside the temple lays the sweetest, tightest pussy on earth. Most think San Fernando is out of his mind. "The temple is an urban myth," they all claim. But our hero is convinced that it does indeed exist and he will scour the ends of the earth in his quest. Is he crazy? Is the Temple of Poon real? Join San Fernando Jones on the quest and find out the truth.
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Release History & Theatrical Window
January 1, 2000
Physical Home Media
Key Information & Fast Facts
- Director
- Mike Quasar
- Screenplay & Story
- Tina Cheri, Mike Quasar
- Original Title
- San Fernando Jones and the Temple of Poon
- Country of Origin
- United States of America
- Spoken Languages
- English
- Runtime
- 2h 30m
- Production Studios
- Ground-Zero Entertainment
Creative Leadership & Key Crew
Mike Quasar
Tina Cheri, Mike Quasar
Department Leadership Roster
Mike Quasar
Director
Mike Quasar
Writer
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Frequently Asked Questions About San Fernando Jones and the Temple of Poon
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What is San Fernando Jones and the Temple of Poon about?
San Fernando Jones, the great adventurer, is on a quest for the Temple of Poon. Legend has it that inside the temple lays the sweetest, tightest pussy on earth. Most think San Fernando is out of his mind. "The temple is an urban myth," they all claim. But our hero is convinced that it does indeed exist and he will scour the ends of the earth in his quest. Is he crazy? Is the Temple of Poon real? Join San Fernando Jones on the quest and find out the truth.
Who directed San Fernando Jones and the Temple of Poon?
San Fernando Jones and the Temple of Poon was directed by Mike Quasar.
Who stars in San Fernando Jones and the Temple of Poon?
The principal cast of San Fernando Jones and the Temple of Poon includes Ron Jeremy, Tabitha Stevens, Heather Lynn, Kianna Dior, Tina Cheri.
When was San Fernando Jones and the Temple of Poon released and how long is it?
San Fernando Jones and the Temple of Poon was released in 2000 with a total runtime of 2h 30m.