The Family Jewels
“This subtitled bit of naughtiness boasts a delicious cast of Euro hunks guaranteed to put a throb in your family jewels.”
Synopsis
In The Family Jewels, written, produced and directed by sexy Roland Dane of in-front-of-the-camera fame, STUDIO 2000 breaks open the stash and unleash a bevy of big studs--and we ain't talkin' about earrings! Every man loves the feel of a hand on his family jewels, but when he feels his prize possession is threatened, there's hell to pay. They may not be glass cutters, but these dudes' rods are definitely hard enough to drill deep.
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Key Information & Fast Facts
- Director
- Roland Dane
- Screenplay & Story
- Roland Dane
- Original Title
- The Family Jewels
- Country of Origin
- Hungary
- Spoken Languages
- English, Hungarian
- Runtime
- 1h 27m
- Production Studios
- Studio 2000
Creative Leadership & Key Crew
Roland Dane
Roland Dane
Roland Dane
Department Leadership Roster
Roland Dane
Director
Roland Dane
Writer
Roland Dane
Producer
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Frequently Asked Questions About The Family Jewels
Quick factual answers about cast, synopsis, director, box office, and release information.
What is The Family Jewels about?
In The Family Jewels, written, produced and directed by sexy Roland Dane of in-front-of-the-camera fame, STUDIO 2000 breaks open the stash and unleash a bevy of big studs--and we ain't talkin' about earrings! Every man loves the feel of a hand on his family jewels, but when he feels his prize possession is threatened, there's hell to pay. They may not be glass cutters, but these dudes' rods are definitely hard enough to drill deep.
Who directed The Family Jewels?
The Family Jewels was directed by Roland Dane.
Who stars in The Family Jewels?
The principal cast of The Family Jewels includes Rafael Carreras, Ted Colunga, Matt Bird, Maxim Ivanov, Samuel Galamb.
When was The Family Jewels released and how long is it?
The Family Jewels was released in 2003 with a total runtime of 1h 27m.