The Fable of 'The Long Range Lover and the Lollypalooze'
Synopsis
Blackstone Cooley, a studious young lawyer, could not see the girls for dust. One day while walking down the street he ran squat into a dame who looked like a million dollars to him. At last he realized he had spotted the queen of the human race. From that time on he tried in every possible way to learn her name and address, but nary a soul did he know who could arrange an introduction. He worried himself sick, and his doctor ordered him away to a summer resort. Still she was constantly on his mind. One day she blew in at the summer hotel, and after two years of waiting he met her. That was plenty, her line of gab queered her from the start. Next day Mr. Cooley beat it for home. Moral: Many who look the limit do not listen very well.
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Release History & Theatrical Window
October 21, 1914
Wide Cinema Exhibition
Key Information & Fast Facts
- Director
- —
- Screenplay & Story
- George Ade
- Original Title
- The Fable of 'The Long Range Lover and the Lollypalooze'
- Country of Origin
- United States of America
- Spoken Languages
- English
- Runtime
- Unknown
- Production Studios
- The Essanay Film Manufacturing Company
Creative Leadership & Key Crew
George Ade
Age Classification & Content Advisories
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NR: Not Rated — Evaluated outside standard classification boards.
International Certification Matrix
Not Rated — Evaluated outside standard classification boards.
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What is The Fable of 'The Long Range Lover and the Lollypalooze' about?
Blackstone Cooley, a studious young lawyer, could not see the girls for dust. One day while walking down the street he ran squat into a dame who looked like a million dollars to him. At last he realized he had spotted the queen of the human race. From that time on he tried in every possible way to learn her name and address, but nary a soul did he know who could arrange an introduction. He worried himself sick, and his doctor ordered him away to a summer resort. Still she was constantly on his mind. One day she blew in at the summer hotel, and after two years of waiting he met her. That was plenty, her line of gab queered her from the start. Next day Mr. Cooley beat it for home. Moral: Many who look the limit do not listen very well.
Who directed The Fable of 'The Long Range Lover and the Lollypalooze'?
The Fable of 'The Long Range Lover and the Lollypalooze' was directed by Not specified.
Who stars in The Fable of 'The Long Range Lover and the Lollypalooze'?
The principal cast of The Fable of 'The Long Range Lover and the Lollypalooze' includes Harry Dunkinson, Lillian Drew.
When was The Fable of 'The Long Range Lover and the Lollypalooze' released and how long is it?
The Fable of 'The Long Range Lover and the Lollypalooze' was released in 1914 with a total runtime of Unknown.
What is the age rating and content advisory for The Fable of 'The Long Range Lover and the Lollypalooze'?
The Fable of 'The Long Range Lover and the Lollypalooze' holds official age classifications: US: NR (Not Rated — Evaluated outside standard classification boards.).