Fuck the Tourist
Fick den Touri
Synopsis
With fucking you can expect anything. In Fuck the Tourist, sex-reporter Marcel is blowing and sticking himself into half of Europe. He desperately wants to know if Spaniards really are volcanoes, the French have exclusively thick baguettes and if the Dutch dicks really are that much bigger than German ones? And who the fuck is Big Ben? Get on the sperm rocket and touch down at arse euro pass. The sleazy fuck-city-trip for your ass! Enjoy like Marcel Dickenshorizon. Get on board the sperm rocket and touch down in the arse of Europe. The sleazy fuck-city-trip for the reluctant traveller. Enjoy how Marcel's dick horizon gets broadened to the limit. With steep cock warranty!
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Release History & Theatrical Window
May 17, 2017
Physical Home Media
Key Information & Fast Facts
- Director
- Lorenz Michel
- Original Score
- Phonal
- Original Title
- Fick den Touri
- Country of Origin
- France, Germany, Netherlands, Spain, United Kingdom
- Spoken Languages
- English, German, Spanish
- Runtime
- 1h 49m
- Production Studios
- Wurstfilm, Dark Alley Media
Creative Leadership & Key Crew
Lorenz Michel
Phonal
Lorenz Michel
Department Leadership Roster
Lorenz Michel
Director
Lorenz Michel
Editor
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What is Fuck the Tourist about?
With fucking you can expect anything. In Fuck the Tourist, sex-reporter Marcel is blowing and sticking himself into half of Europe. He desperately wants to know if Spaniards really are volcanoes, the French have exclusively thick baguettes and if the Dutch dicks really are that much bigger than German ones? And who the fuck is Big Ben? Get on the sperm rocket and touch down at arse euro pass. The sleazy fuck-city-trip for your ass! Enjoy like Marcel Dickenshorizon. Get on board the sperm rocket and touch down in the arse of Europe. The sleazy fuck-city-trip for the reluctant traveller. Enjoy how Marcel's dick horizon gets broadened to the limit. With steep cock warranty!
Who directed Fuck the Tourist?
Fuck the Tourist was directed by Lorenz Michel.
Who stars in Fuck the Tourist?
The principal cast of Fuck the Tourist includes Alex Toledo, Ivan Daniloff, Lucas Di Fubbiano, Marcel Schlutt, Nicolas Contigli.
When was Fuck the Tourist released and how long is it?
Fuck the Tourist was released in 2008 with a total runtime of 1h 49m.
Who composed the musical score for Fuck the Tourist?
The original motion picture soundtrack for Fuck the Tourist was composed by Phonal.