Take My Wife
“"From this day forward, I thee bed."”
Synopsis
Matrimony? Yes. Holy? Hardly. When a small town crooner gets stranded in a rural town, all the country wannabes vie for his attention. Turns out the only way they can get to his mic is through his pants. And especially if they're married. To someone else. Paul Thomas presents Take My Wife, a story about the gland old opry, where the nuts aren't on Minnie Pearl's hat, they're banging against Nickki Hunter's chin! And the only waylon going on is the wailin' from the girls getting hammered backstage! Take my wife. Please.
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Release History & Theatrical Window
October 26, 2005
Physical Home Media
Key Information & Fast Facts
- Director
- Paul Thomas
- Original Title
- Take My Wife
- Spoken Languages
- English
- Runtime
- 1h 27m
- Production Studios
- Vivid Entertainment
Creative Leadership & Key Crew
Paul Thomas
Department Leadership Roster
Paul Thomas
Director
Age Classification & Content Advisories
Official viewer rating standards and content warnings across international classification boards.
NR: Not Rated — Evaluated outside standard classification boards.
International Certification Matrix
Not Rated — Evaluated outside standard classification boards.
Production Stills & Gallery
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Frequently Asked Questions About Take My Wife
Quick factual answers about cast, synopsis, director, box office, and release information.
What is Take My Wife about?
Matrimony? Yes. Holy? Hardly. When a small town crooner gets stranded in a rural town, all the country wannabes vie for his attention. Turns out the only way they can get to his mic is through his pants. And especially if they're married. To someone else. Paul Thomas presents Take My Wife, a story about the gland old opry, where the nuts aren't on Minnie Pearl's hat, they're banging against Nickki Hunter's chin! And the only waylon going on is the wailin' from the girls getting hammered backstage! Take my wife. Please.
Who directed Take My Wife?
Take My Wife was directed by Paul Thomas.
Who stars in Take My Wife?
The principal cast of Take My Wife includes Brooke Banner, Dani Woodward, Nina Mercedez, Nicki Hunter, Justin Magnum.
When was Take My Wife released and how long is it?
Take My Wife was released in 2005 with a total runtime of 1h 27m.
What is the age rating and content advisory for Take My Wife?
Take My Wife holds official age classifications: US: NR (Not Rated — Evaluated outside standard classification boards.).