If Only, If Only
Если бы да кабы
Synopsis
Once in his life, retired intelligence officer and respectable family man Nikolai Nikitin decided to go "left" ... What was his shock when in the girl he was offered in a brothel, he recognized ... his own granddaughter Varya, whom the pimps do not want to let go of their clutches. What to do? Run! Hiding from persecution, the heroes go straight from the brothel to Paris. If only I knew ... If only it were all!
Top Cast
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Valery Afanasyev
Nikolay Kuznetsov
Anna Antonova
Varya
Ignat Akrachkov
Stas
Yola Sanko
Klavdiya
Yuri Belyayev
Pavel Velekhov
Andrey Merzlikin
Ruslan
Sergey Frolov
ment Lyokha
Pavel Maykov
administrator bardelya
Mariya Maykova
Barbi
Dmitriy Nagiev
Bedo
Sergey Nifontov
Ksavye Ober
Gera Sandler
Ali
Aleksey Kolgan
Arnold - deputat
Georgi Pitskhelauri
Nguen
Linda Nigmatulina
Financials & Box Office Performance
Production Budget
$6M
Filming & production cost
Worldwide Gross
$3K
Total global ticket sales
Box Office Return
0x
-$6M deficit
Theatrical Status
Budget Return
Box office tier
Key Information & Fast Facts
- Director
- Oleg Osipov
- Screenplay & Story
- Oleg Osipov
- Original Title
- Если бы да кабы
- Country of Origin
- Russia
- Spoken Languages
- Russian
- Runtime
- 1h 30m
- Production Budget
- $6M
- Worldwide Gross
- $3K
- Production Studios
- Lean-M, Paradise Production Center
Creative Leadership & Key Crew
Oleg Osipov
Oleg Osipov
Aleksandr Simonov
Timur Weinstein
Department Leadership Roster
Timur Weinstein
Producer
Oleg Osipov
Director
Oleg Osipov
Writer
Aleksandr Simonov
Director of Photography
Production Stills & Gallery
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Frequently Asked Questions About If Only, If Only
Quick factual answers about cast, synopsis, director, box office, and release information.
What is If Only, If Only about?
Once in his life, retired intelligence officer and respectable family man Nikolai Nikitin decided to go "left" ... What was his shock when in the girl he was offered in a brothel, he recognized ... his own granddaughter Varya, whom the pimps do not want to let go of their clutches. What to do? Run! Hiding from persecution, the heroes go straight from the brothel to Paris. If only I knew ... If only it were all!
Who directed If Only, If Only?
If Only, If Only was directed by Oleg Osipov.
Who stars in If Only, If Only?
The principal cast of If Only, If Only includes Valery Afanasyev, Anna Antonova, Ignat Akrachkov, Yola Sanko, Yuri Belyayev.
When was If Only, If Only released and how long is it?
If Only, If Only was released in 2011 with a total runtime of 1h 30m.
What was the box office and production budget of If Only, If Only?
If Only, If Only had a reported production budget of $6M and grossed $3K at the worldwide box office (0 return on budget, classified as a underperformed).