Things
“Conceived by a lunatic, hatched within a human womb...”
Synopsis
An impotent husband with a fanatical desire to father children, forces his wife to undergo a dangerous experiment. This results in the birth of a multitude of monstrous THINGS.
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Things trailer
Type: Teaser • Published 2011-07-11
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Financials & Box Office Performance
Production Budget
$35K
Filming & production cost
Worldwide Gross
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Key Information & Fast Facts
- Director
- Andrew Jordan
- Screenplay & Story
- Andrew Jordan, Barry J. Gillis
- Original Score
- Jack Procher
- Original Title
- Things
- Country of Origin
- Canada
- Spoken Languages
- English
- Runtime
- 1h 24m
- Production Budget
- $35K
- Production Studios
- Left Field Productions
Creative Leadership & Key Crew
Andrew Jordan
Andrew Jordan, Barry J. Gillis
Jack Procher
Dan Riggs
Andrew Jordan, Barry J. Gillis
Andrew Jordan, Barry J. Gillis, Lorrinda Collins
Department Leadership Roster
Andrew Jordan
Writer
Andrew Jordan
Director
Barry J. Gillis
Writer
Andrew Jordan
Producer
Andrew Jordan
Editor
Barry J. Gillis
Editor
Barry J. Gillis
Producer
Dan Riggs
Director of Photography
Jack Procher
Original Music Composer
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What is Things about?
An impotent husband with a fanatical desire to father children, forces his wife to undergo a dangerous experiment. This results in the birth of a multitude of monstrous THINGS.
Who directed Things?
Things was directed by Andrew Jordan.
Who stars in Things?
The principal cast of Things includes Amber Lynn, Barry J. Gillis, Bruce Roach, Doug Bunston, Jan W. Pachul.
When was Things released and how long is it?
Things was released in 1989 with a total runtime of 1h 24m.
Who composed the musical score for Things?
The original motion picture soundtrack for Things was composed by Jack Procher.
What is the age rating and content advisory for Things?
Things holds official age classifications: CA: 18A.