Minty the Assassin
“A fanboy fantasy about lesbians, martial arts, high heels and science.”
Synopsis
MINTY is a youthful, raven haired, punk rock, feminist, female super heroine, that gets her super powers from eating chocolate (which is a good source of antioxidants). One day Minty's agent, BIG BOSS, an older and honorable gentlemen, is taken hostage by DOCTOR BRAIN BENDER, the evil neuro-scientist. Minty then fights her way up various perverse floors of Doctor Brain Bender's paranormal building to rescue Big Boss. Several unusual villains stand in her way: CAPTAIN CAPABILITY, a freak of nature; SENSATIONAL NINJA, an effeminate assassin; RAT MONSTER, a depressed mutant; BRUCE ZEE, a psycho martial artist; MOLLY LEVIATHAN, a sensual super vixen; ZEN COWBOY, a blindfolded gunslinger; and DOUBLE DELICIOUS, an intellectual lesbian vampire. Throughout this wild odyssey, Minty educates her adversaries on the fascinating world of natural science and then uses her beauty, her brains, and pure brutality to demonstrate the biological theory of the survival of the fittest
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Elina Madison
Minty
Anthony Ray Parker
Big Boss
Tabitha Taylor
Double Delicious
Chip Joslin
Dr. Brain Bender
Jacki R. Chan
Molly Leviathan
Hawk Younkins
Captain Capability
Ricardo Mamood-Vega
Zen Cowboy
David A. Lockhart
Rat Monster
Nora J. Novak
Cute Postal Woman
Jade English
Hot Security Guard
McKay Stewart
Sensational Ninja
Elan Hom
Bruce Zee (as Elan Tom)
Release History & Theatrical Window
August 7, 2009
Wide Cinema Exhibition
Key Information & Fast Facts
- Director
- Eugene Baldovino
- Screenplay & Story
- Eugene Baldovino
- Original Title
- Minty the Assassin
- Country of Origin
- United States of America
- Spoken Languages
- English
- Runtime
- 1h 20m
- Production Studios
- Ground Down Productions
Creative Leadership & Key Crew
Eugene Baldovino
Eugene Baldovino
Eugene Baldovino
Ivan Hopkinson, Brandy Jones
Department Leadership Roster
Eugene Baldovino
Director
Eugene Baldovino
Writer
Eugene Baldovino
Editor
Ivan Hopkinson
Producer
Brandy Jones
Producer
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What is Minty the Assassin about?
MINTY is a youthful, raven haired, punk rock, feminist, female super heroine, that gets her super powers from eating chocolate (which is a good source of antioxidants). One day Minty's agent, BIG BOSS, an older and honorable gentlemen, is taken hostage by DOCTOR BRAIN BENDER, the evil neuro-scientist. Minty then fights her way up various perverse floors of Doctor Brain Bender's paranormal building to rescue Big Boss. Several unusual villains stand in her way: CAPTAIN CAPABILITY, a freak of nature; SENSATIONAL NINJA, an effeminate assassin; RAT MONSTER, a depressed mutant; BRUCE ZEE, a psycho martial artist; MOLLY LEVIATHAN, a sensual super vixen; ZEN COWBOY, a blindfolded gunslinger; and DOUBLE DELICIOUS, an intellectual lesbian vampire. Throughout this wild odyssey, Minty educates her adversaries on the fascinating world of natural science and then uses her beauty, her brains, and pure brutality to demonstrate the biological theory of the survival of the fittest
Who directed Minty the Assassin?
Minty the Assassin was directed by Eugene Baldovino.
Who stars in Minty the Assassin?
The principal cast of Minty the Assassin includes Elina Madison, Anthony Ray Parker, Tabitha Taylor, Chip Joslin, Jacki R. Chan.
When was Minty the Assassin released and how long is it?
Minty the Assassin was released in 2009 with a total runtime of 1h 20m.