Liquid A$$ets
“Put your mouth where your money is!”
Synopsis
Mr. Cashbox has a money problem… He’s got too much of it and runs the risk of being hit with a huge tax bill. On the advice of his tax lawyer, he decides to fund a sure-to-flop play titled ‘Piece & War;’ the dream project of narcissistic director Stan Slavsky, in the hope of being able to use its failings to get a tax write off. But soon, Cashbox realizes that he might be in over his head, as Broadway starlet Tootsie Lamarr wants in on the production and stable girl turned hopeful starlet, Suzy, catches the romantic eye of the smug Slavsky…
Top Cast
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Samantha Fox
Billie
Veronica Hart
Tootsie Lamarr
Sandy Gazelle
Suzy
Bobby Astyr
Mr. Cashbox
Rod Pierce
Stan Slavsky
Lisa Be
Rita
Sharon Kane
Bessie
Tiffany Clark
Miss Slimtitz
Fred J. Lincoln
Judge Hangman
Michael Bruce
R. Allen Leider
Rasputin
Robert Kerman
Lawyer Quim
Ron Jeremy
Lawyer Fillpots
Roberta Findlay
Woman Who Gets Flashed by Quim (uncredited)
Release History & Theatrical Window
January 6, 1982
Wide Cinema Exhibition
Key Information & Fast Facts
- Director
- Roberta Findlay
- Screenplay & Story
- R. Allen Leider, Roberta Findlay
- Original Title
- Liquid A$$ets
- Country of Origin
- United States of America
- Spoken Languages
- English
- Runtime
- 1h 23m
- Production Studios
- Sendy Film Corporation
Creative Leadership & Key Crew
Roberta Findlay
R. Allen Leider, Roberta Findlay
Roberta Findlay
Roberta Findlay
Roberta Findlay
Department Leadership Roster
R. Allen Leider
Writer
Roberta Findlay
Director of Photography
Roberta Findlay
Director
Roberta Findlay
Producer
Roberta Findlay
Writer
Roberta Findlay
Editor
Age Classification & Content Advisories
Official viewer rating standards and content warnings across international classification boards.
NC-17: Adults Only — No one 17 and under admitted.
International Certification Matrix
Adults Only — No one 17 and under admitted.
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Frequently Asked Questions About Liquid A$$ets
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What is Liquid A$$ets about?
Mr. Cashbox has a money problem… He’s got too much of it and runs the risk of being hit with a huge tax bill. On the advice of his tax lawyer, he decides to fund a sure-to-flop play titled ‘Piece & War;’ the dream project of narcissistic director Stan Slavsky, in the hope of being able to use its failings to get a tax write off. But soon, Cashbox realizes that he might be in over his head, as Broadway starlet Tootsie Lamarr wants in on the production and stable girl turned hopeful starlet, Suzy, catches the romantic eye of the smug Slavsky…
Who directed Liquid A$$ets?
Liquid A$$ets was directed by Roberta Findlay.
Who stars in Liquid A$$ets?
The principal cast of Liquid A$$ets includes Samantha Fox, Veronica Hart, Sandy Gazelle, Bobby Astyr, Rod Pierce.
When was Liquid A$$ets released and how long is it?
Liquid A$$ets was released in 1982 with a total runtime of 1h 23m.
What is the age rating and content advisory for Liquid A$$ets?
Liquid A$$ets holds official age classifications: US: NC-17 (Adults Only — No one 17 and under admitted.).