Hard as Wood
Synopsis
Sex in the great outdoors! Sun, fresh air, trees, and humpy country men with bulging jeans and muscular chests...this is what the good life is made of. Country life is hard work, but sweat and strain build perfect bodies. And who could be better than a bunch of corn-fed American studs who aim to deliver every possible sexual pleasure?
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Release History & Theatrical Window
November 2, 2005
Physical Home Media
Key Information & Fast Facts
- Director
- Michael Brandon, Chris Ward
- Original Score
- J.D. Slater
- Original Title
- Hard as Wood
- Country of Origin
- United States of America
- Spoken Languages
- English
- Runtime
- 2h 36m
- Production Studios
- Raging Stallion Studios, Monster Bang
Creative Leadership & Key Crew
Michael Brandon, Chris Ward
J.D. Slater
Ben Leon
Michael Brandon, Chris Ward
Department Leadership Roster
Michael Brandon
Producer
Chris Ward
Producer
Michael Brandon
Director
J.D. Slater
Original Music Composer
Chris Ward
Director
Ben Leon
Editor
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Frequently Asked Questions About Hard as Wood
Quick factual answers about cast, synopsis, director, box office, and release information.
What is Hard as Wood about?
Sex in the great outdoors! Sun, fresh air, trees, and humpy country men with bulging jeans and muscular chests...this is what the good life is made of. Country life is hard work, but sweat and strain build perfect bodies. And who could be better than a bunch of corn-fed American studs who aim to deliver every possible sexual pleasure?
Who directed Hard as Wood?
Hard as Wood was directed by Michael Brandon, Chris Ward.
Who stars in Hard as Wood?
The principal cast of Hard as Wood includes Chuck DiRocco, Colin West, Francois Sagat, Joey Russo, Michael Brandon.
When was Hard as Wood released and how long is it?
Hard as Wood was released in 2005 with a total runtime of 2h 36m.
Who composed the musical score for Hard as Wood?
The original motion picture soundtrack for Hard as Wood was composed by J.D. Slater.