You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine
Vous n'aurez pas l'Alsace et la Lorraine
Synopsis
Whilst King Gros Pif I amuses himself at debauched banquets, his musketeers pursue their tax-collecting duties with a malicious zeal. Goaded by the court jester (who is also the Queen’s lover), the ministers decide to put an end to this regime and have the King locked up. Hearing the news, the famous Chevalier Blanc comes to his rescue. Aided by the knight and his cousin Lucienne, the King flees to Flanders, where he devises a scheme to win him back the throne of France...
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Coluche
Le roi Gros Pif Ier
Dominique Lavanant
La reine Madeleine
Anémone
La cousine Lucienne
Martin Lamotte
Le bouffon
Michel Blanc
Antremont
Roland Giraud
Le duc d'Orléans
Gérard Jugnot
Le premier capitaine des mousquetaires
Gérard Lanvin
Le chevalier blanc
Thierry Lhermitte
Le héraut d'armes
Marie-Anne Chazel
La reine de Flandre
Philippe Bruneau
Le duc d'Ambise
Michel Puterflam
Le radoteur
Philippe Manesse
Philippe de Boynet
Christian Spillemaecker
Christian de Boynet
Jacques Canselier
L'excité
François Dyrek
Le second tavernier
Jean-Louis Tristan
Le troisième tavernier
Roger Riffard
Père L'Auriot
Release History & Theatrical Window
November 11, 1977
Wide Cinema Exhibition
Key Information & Fast Facts
- Director
- Marc Monnet, Coluche
- Screenplay & Story
- Coluche
- Original Title
- Vous n'aurez pas l'Alsace et la Lorraine
- Country of Origin
- France, Belgium, United Kingdom
- Spoken Languages
- French
- Runtime
- 1h 32m
- Production Studios
- AMLF, Les Films du Triangle, World Productions
Creative Leadership & Key Crew
Marc Monnet, Coluche
Coluche
Kenout Peltier, Armand Psenny
Claude Hauser
Department Leadership Roster
Marc Monnet
Director
Coluche
Director
Claude Hauser
Producer
Coluche
Writer
Kenout Peltier
Editor
Armand Psenny
Editor
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Tous publics — Universal audience.
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What is You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine about?
Whilst King Gros Pif I amuses himself at debauched banquets, his musketeers pursue their tax-collecting duties with a malicious zeal. Goaded by the court jester (who is also the Queen’s lover), the ministers decide to put an end to this regime and have the King locked up. Hearing the news, the famous Chevalier Blanc comes to his rescue. Aided by the knight and his cousin Lucienne, the King flees to Flanders, where he devises a scheme to win him back the throne of France...
Who directed You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine?
You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine was directed by Marc Monnet, Coluche.
Who stars in You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine?
The principal cast of You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine includes Coluche, Dominique Lavanant, Anémone, Martin Lamotte, Michel Blanc.
When was You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine released and how long is it?
You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine was released in 1977 with a total runtime of 1h 32m.
What is the age rating and content advisory for You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine?
You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine holds official age classifications: FR: U (Tous publics — Universal audience.).