Nosferatu's Crush
Synopsis
Vladimir Dracula III, a relative of the original Dracula, has seen better days. He's bald, has blue skin, has trouble talking, and he keeps the three vampire women he created locked up in his dirty, disgusting basement full of blue tarps. When a sexy vampiress ninja starts attacking people for their blood, two sassy FBI agents suspect that Vlad is behind it. He hires a lawyer and falls in love at first sight. Unfortunately she has her own baggage in the form of Tony, a pig of a boyfriend that wants to bully Vlad and oil up his thralls. Vlad's only chance for happiness is to prove his innocence and get Tony out of the picture.
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Nosferatu's Crush (2004) FULL MOVIE - Vampire Comedy - Horror Independent Film
Type: Clip • Published 2021-09-10
Top Cast
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Vladimir Dracula III
Malissa Longo
Rebekah
Lady Altovise
Agent Green
Kristy White
Agent Kelly
John Gaydos
Tony
Angalisha Marie
Electra / Evil Vampire
Sylvia Kovacs
Eliza
Xaviera Desgrottes
Serena
Chiko Mendez
Leo
Sami Malin
Mel
Macauley Rankin
Dexter
Robert Rickenbocker
Thomas
Katie Kyle Roche
Tara
Priscilla Jones
Renee
Release History & Theatrical Window
August 7, 2006
Physical Home Media
Financials & Box Office Performance
Production Budget
$4K
Filming & production cost
Worldwide Gross
Pending
Total global ticket sales
Key Information & Fast Facts
- Director
- Mike M. Burke
- Screenplay & Story
- Mike M. Burke
- Original Score
- Peter Lucibelli
- Original Title
- Nosferatu's Crush
- Country of Origin
- United States of America
- Spoken Languages
- English
- Runtime
- 1h 33m
- Production Budget
- $4K
- Production Studios
- Mystic Night Pictures
Creative Leadership & Key Crew
Mike M. Burke
Mike M. Burke
Peter Lucibelli
Mike M. Burke, Sylvia Kovacs
Mike M. Burke
Mike M. Burke
Department Leadership Roster
Mike M. Burke
Director of Photography
Mike M. Burke
Editor
Mike M. Burke
Producer
Sylvia Kovacs
Director of Photography
Peter Lucibelli
Original Music Composer
Mike M. Burke
Director
Mike M. Burke
Writer
Age Classification & Content Advisories
Official viewer rating standards and content warnings across international classification boards.
NR: Not Rated — Evaluated outside standard classification boards.
International Certification Matrix
Not Rated — Evaluated outside standard classification boards.
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Frequently Asked Questions About Nosferatu's Crush
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What is Nosferatu's Crush about?
Vladimir Dracula III, a relative of the original Dracula, has seen better days. He's bald, has blue skin, has trouble talking, and he keeps the three vampire women he created locked up in his dirty, disgusting basement full of blue tarps. When a sexy vampiress ninja starts attacking people for their blood, two sassy FBI agents suspect that Vlad is behind it. He hires a lawyer and falls in love at first sight. Unfortunately she has her own baggage in the form of Tony, a pig of a boyfriend that wants to bully Vlad and oil up his thralls. Vlad's only chance for happiness is to prove his innocence and get Tony out of the picture.
Who directed Nosferatu's Crush?
Nosferatu's Crush was directed by Mike M. Burke.
Who stars in Nosferatu's Crush?
The principal cast of Nosferatu's Crush includes Mike M. Burke, Malissa Longo, Lady Altovise, Kristy White, John Gaydos.
When was Nosferatu's Crush released and how long is it?
Nosferatu's Crush was released in 2006 with a total runtime of 1h 33m.
Who composed the musical score for Nosferatu's Crush?
The original motion picture soundtrack for Nosferatu's Crush was composed by Peter Lucibelli.
What is the age rating and content advisory for Nosferatu's Crush?
Nosferatu's Crush holds official age classifications: US: NR (Not Rated — Evaluated outside standard classification boards.).