Blonde Heat (The Case of the Maltese Dildo)
“She was a woman with an insatiable hunger... He was a detective with all the right moves.”
Synopsis
Mark Lowe, Private Investigator, is approached by a woman to help her find The Maltese Dildo. Mere description of the dildo drives women mad with desire. Mark must, therefore, interview many women regarding this strange object. Will he find it? Who cares!
Top Cast
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Seka
Mona La Pierre
Angel
Lori Edwards
Gina Carrera
Kate - Secretary
Renee Lovins
Dr. Benninger
Laurie Smith
Hooker
Jill Ferrar
Hooker
Erica Idol
Hooker in Limo
Cindy Carver
Female Attendant
John Leslie
Mark Lowe
Richard Pacheco
Wally Lickman
Billy Dee
Howie Mann
Jon Martin
Pepe
Dan T. Mann
Maximus - Guard
David F. Friedman
Morris Glutman
Madge Dennis
Miss B
Raoul Wigman
First Detective
Ed Nathans
Second Detective
Sasha Riote
Call Girl
Release History & Theatrical Window
January 1, 1985
Wide Cinema Exhibition
Key Information & Fast Facts
- Director
- Tim McDonald
- Screenplay & Story
- Tim McDonald
- Original Title
- Blonde Heat (The Case of the Maltese Dildo)
- Country of Origin
- United States of America
- Spoken Languages
- English
- Runtime
- 1h 28m
- Production Studios
- VCA Pictures
Creative Leadership & Key Crew
Tim McDonald
Tim McDonald
Bob Vosse
David F. Friedman
Department Leadership Roster
Bob Vosse
Director of Photography
Tim McDonald
Director
Tim McDonald
Screenplay
David F. Friedman
Producer
Age Classification & Content Advisories
Official viewer rating standards and content warnings across international classification boards.
R: Restricted — Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
International Certification Matrix
Restricted — Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
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Frequently Asked Questions About Blonde Heat (The Case of the Maltese Dildo)
Quick factual answers about cast, synopsis, director, box office, and release information.
What is Blonde Heat (The Case of the Maltese Dildo) about?
Mark Lowe, Private Investigator, is approached by a woman to help her find The Maltese Dildo. Mere description of the dildo drives women mad with desire. Mark must, therefore, interview many women regarding this strange object. Will he find it? Who cares!
Who directed Blonde Heat (The Case of the Maltese Dildo)?
Blonde Heat (The Case of the Maltese Dildo) was directed by Tim McDonald.
Who stars in Blonde Heat (The Case of the Maltese Dildo)?
The principal cast of Blonde Heat (The Case of the Maltese Dildo) includes Seka, Angel, Gina Carrera, Renee Lovins, Laurie Smith.
When was Blonde Heat (The Case of the Maltese Dildo) released and how long is it?
Blonde Heat (The Case of the Maltese Dildo) was released in 1985 with a total runtime of 1h 28m.
What is the age rating and content advisory for Blonde Heat (The Case of the Maltese Dildo)?
Blonde Heat (The Case of the Maltese Dildo) holds official age classifications: US: R (Restricted — Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.).