

If These Legs Could Talk
“Carpe Courtney. Carpe Reuben. Carpe Everyone.”
Synopsis
Friends Courtney and Reuben attempt a thirty day, 1100-mile run from San Diego to Portland, for which neither of them are prepared.
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If These Legs Could Talk (Trailer)
Type: Trailer • Published 2018-07-02
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Oregon Premiere - Darkside Cinema
Festival / Special Debut
July 1, 2018
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Financials & Box Office Performance
Production Budget
$5
Filming & production cost
Worldwide Gross
Pending
Total global ticket sales
Key Information & Fast Facts
- Director
- Kev Abrams, Jeremy Hoffman
- Screenplay & Story
- Kev Abrams, Jeremy Hoffman
- Original Score
- Jeremy Hoffman
- Original Title
- If These Legs Could Talk
- Country of Origin
- United States of America
- Spoken Languages
- English
- Runtime
- 1h 18m
- Production Budget
- $5
- Production Studios
- Jer & Kev Productions
Creative Leadership & Key Crew
Kev Abrams, Jeremy Hoffman
Kev Abrams, Jeremy Hoffman
Jeremy Hoffman
Jeremy Hoffman
Kev Abrams, Jeremy Hoffman
Department Leadership Roster
Kev Abrams
Director
Kev Abrams
Producer
Kev Abrams
Writer
Jeremy Hoffman
Director
Jeremy Hoffman
Writer
Jeremy Hoffman
Producer
Jeremy Hoffman
Editor
Age Classification & Content Advisories
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NR: Not Rated — Evaluated outside standard classification boards.
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Not Rated — Evaluated outside standard classification boards.
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Frequently Asked Questions About If These Legs Could Talk
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What is If These Legs Could Talk about?
Friends Courtney and Reuben attempt a thirty day, 1100-mile run from San Diego to Portland, for which neither of them are prepared.
Who directed If These Legs Could Talk?
If These Legs Could Talk was directed by Kev Abrams, Jeremy Hoffman.
Who stars in If These Legs Could Talk?
The principal cast of If These Legs Could Talk includes Jeremy Hoffman, Kev Abrams, Nancy Hill, Joel Abrams, Bryan Hoffman.
When was If These Legs Could Talk released and how long is it?
If These Legs Could Talk was released in 2018 with a total runtime of 1h 18m.
Who composed the musical score for If These Legs Could Talk?
The original motion picture soundtrack for If These Legs Could Talk was composed by Jeremy Hoffman.
What is the age rating and content advisory for If These Legs Could Talk?
If These Legs Could Talk holds official age classifications: US: NR (Not Rated — Evaluated outside standard classification boards.).




















