Blonde Goddess
“...An Erotic Climax To The 20th Century”
Synopsis
The erotic, macho dreams of Elmo Smathers, shy comic book artist, transport him first to a lush South American forest, where he meets a tribe of lusty warriors, and ultimately their beautiful pagan queen, The Blonde Goddess. Next, Elmo's fantasies take him to France during WW1 where he defeats the Black Baron in a thrilling sky duel. Both men live to share the insatiable ladies of the Chateau. The Blonde Goddess appears, as she does at the climax of each fantasy, luring him to place of endless lust. Jack Hammer, Private Eye, is Elmo's next reverie. Hammer's current case involves intimate associations with the sexy sirens of the 1940's. Thrusting into the future, Elmo battles the galactic overlord, Megazon, for the safety of the universe and the flesh of the five succulent otherworldly beauties.
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Barbara Peckinpaugh
Susanna Britton - Amorella / Contessa / Sue Van Horn
Jacqueline Lorians
French Girl / Sadie
Emilycc
Herself
Heather Young
Abducted Girl
Jane Kelton
(credit only)
Jungle Jane
Herself
Loni Sanders
Millie Van Horn / Megazon's Girl
Misty Regan
Frieda Farnsworth / Girl in Temple (uncredited)
Nicole Scent
Jacqueline / Megazon's Girl (uncredited)
Tamara West
Jill Van Horn
David Messa
Elmo Smathers / Louisiana Smith / Johnny Yank / Jack Hammer / Tony Steel
Gordon G. Duvall
Dr. Robert Fish / Temple Overseer
Ken Yontz
Temple Guard (uncredited)
Matt West
Bruno
Mike Feline
Mr. Big
Ron Jeremy
The Baron
Release History & Theatrical Window
May 5, 1982
Wide Cinema Exhibition
Key Information & Fast Facts
- Director
- Bill Milling
- Screenplay & Story
- Bill Milling, Kang T. Kruel
- Original Title
- Blonde Goddess
- Country of Origin
- Mexico, France, United States of America, United Kingdom
- Spoken Languages
- English
- Runtime
- 1h 24m
- Production Studios
- Planet Pictures
Creative Leadership & Key Crew
Bill Milling
Bill Milling, Kang T. Kruel
Bill Milling
Department Leadership Roster
Bill Milling
Director
Bill Milling
Writer
Kang T. Kruel
Writer
Bill Milling
Producer
Craig Esposito
Production Design
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What is Blonde Goddess about?
The erotic, macho dreams of Elmo Smathers, shy comic book artist, transport him first to a lush South American forest, where he meets a tribe of lusty warriors, and ultimately their beautiful pagan queen, The Blonde Goddess. Next, Elmo's fantasies take him to France during WW1 where he defeats the Black Baron in a thrilling sky duel. Both men live to share the insatiable ladies of the Chateau. The Blonde Goddess appears, as she does at the climax of each fantasy, luring him to place of endless lust. Jack Hammer, Private Eye, is Elmo's next reverie. Hammer's current case involves intimate associations with the sexy sirens of the 1940's. Thrusting into the future, Elmo battles the galactic overlord, Megazon, for the safety of the universe and the flesh of the five succulent otherworldly beauties.
Who directed Blonde Goddess?
Blonde Goddess was directed by Bill Milling.
Who stars in Blonde Goddess?
The principal cast of Blonde Goddess includes Barbara Peckinpaugh, Jacqueline Lorians, Emilycc, Heather Young, Jane Kelton.
When was Blonde Goddess released and how long is it?
Blonde Goddess was released in 1982 with a total runtime of 1h 24m.