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5.2 / 10(6 votes)IMDb19991h 27mSwitzerland

No Coffee, No TV, No Sex

Pas de café, pas de télé, pas de sexe

“Two-guys-one-girl thing in a squatted house in Geneva.”

Synopsis

No coffee, no TV, no sex is a dramatic comedy. It is the story of Arno, a 27 year old living in the Geneva squats. His best friend, Maurizio, obtained a residence permit for Switzerland through an convenience wedding. Nina, Maurizio’s girlfriend, is French but would also like to live in Geneva: she faces the same administrative obstacle. In order for her to obtain a permit, Maurizio convinces Arno, for the sake of their friendship, to marry her out of convenience. Reluctantly, Arno accepts and Maurizio, unsuspecting, leaves for a few days. Alone with Nina, Arno, usually shy with women, falls in love with her. She falls in love with him. When Maurizio returns, Arno cannot hide the truth from him. He and Nina end up telling him about their relationship. They reconsider the arrangement and try to settle the dilemma together…

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Release History & Theatrical Window

World Premiere

Locarno Film Festival

Festival / Special Debut

Key Information & Fast Facts

Director
Romed Wyder
Screenplay & Story
Romed Wyder
Original Score
Thierry Clerc, Daniel Schweizer
Original Title
Pas de café, pas de télé, pas de sexe
Country of Origin
Switzerland
Spoken Languages
French
Runtime
1h 27m
Production Studios
Laïka Films, Paradigma Films, TSR

Creative Leadership & Key Crew

Director

Romed Wyder

Screenplay & Story

Romed Wyder

Original Score & Music

Thierry Clerc, Daniel Schweizer

Film Editing

Orsola Valenti

Producers

Romed Wyder

Department Leadership Roster

Romed Wyder

Romed Wyder

Director

Romed Wyder

Romed Wyder

Producer

Orsola Valenti

Editor

Romed Wyder

Romed Wyder

Writer

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Frequently Asked Questions About No Coffee, No TV, No Sex

Quick factual answers about cast, synopsis, director, box office, and release information.

What is No Coffee, No TV, No Sex about?

No coffee, no TV, no sex is a dramatic comedy. It is the story of Arno, a 27 year old living in the Geneva squats. His best friend, Maurizio, obtained a residence permit for Switzerland through an convenience wedding. Nina, Maurizio’s girlfriend, is French but would also like to live in Geneva: she faces the same administrative obstacle. In order for her to obtain a permit, Maurizio convinces Arno, for the sake of their friendship, to marry her out of convenience. Reluctantly, Arno accepts and Maurizio, unsuspecting, leaves for a few days. Alone with Nina, Arno, usually shy with women, falls in love with her. She falls in love with him. When Maurizio returns, Arno cannot hide the truth from him. He and Nina end up telling him about their relationship. They reconsider the arrangement and try to settle the dilemma together…

Who directed No Coffee, No TV, No Sex?

No Coffee, No TV, No Sex was directed by Romed Wyder.

Who stars in No Coffee, No TV, No Sex?

The principal cast of No Coffee, No TV, No Sex includes Vincent Coppey, Alexandra Tiedemann, Pietro Musillo, Nalini Selvadoray, Frédéric Martin.

When was No Coffee, No TV, No Sex released and how long is it?

No Coffee, No TV, No Sex was released in 1999 with a total runtime of 1h 27m.

Who composed the musical score for No Coffee, No TV, No Sex?

The original motion picture soundtrack for No Coffee, No TV, No Sex was composed by Thierry Clerc, Daniel Schweizer.