

No Coffee, No TV, No Sex
Pas de café, pas de télé, pas de sexe
“Two-guys-one-girl thing in a squatted house in Geneva.”
Synopsis
No coffee, no TV, no sex is a dramatic comedy. It is the story of Arno, a 27 year old living in the Geneva squats. His best friend, Maurizio, obtained a residence permit for Switzerland through an convenience wedding. Nina, Maurizio’s girlfriend, is French but would also like to live in Geneva: she faces the same administrative obstacle. In order for her to obtain a permit, Maurizio convinces Arno, for the sake of their friendship, to marry her out of convenience. Reluctantly, Arno accepts and Maurizio, unsuspecting, leaves for a few days. Alone with Nina, Arno, usually shy with women, falls in love with her. She falls in love with him. When Maurizio returns, Arno cannot hide the truth from him. He and Nina end up telling him about their relationship. They reconsider the arrangement and try to settle the dilemma together…
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Locarno Film Festival
Festival / Special Debut
Key Information & Fast Facts
- Director
- Romed Wyder
- Screenplay & Story
- Romed Wyder
- Original Score
- Thierry Clerc, Daniel Schweizer
- Original Title
- Pas de café, pas de télé, pas de sexe
- Country of Origin
- Switzerland
- Spoken Languages
- French
- Runtime
- 1h 27m
- Production Studios
- Laïka Films, Paradigma Films, TSR
Creative Leadership & Key Crew
Romed Wyder
Romed Wyder
Thierry Clerc, Daniel Schweizer
Orsola Valenti
Romed Wyder
Department Leadership Roster
Romed Wyder
Director
Romed Wyder
Producer
Orsola Valenti
Editor
Romed Wyder
Writer
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Frequently Asked Questions About No Coffee, No TV, No Sex
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What is No Coffee, No TV, No Sex about?
No coffee, no TV, no sex is a dramatic comedy. It is the story of Arno, a 27 year old living in the Geneva squats. His best friend, Maurizio, obtained a residence permit for Switzerland through an convenience wedding. Nina, Maurizio’s girlfriend, is French but would also like to live in Geneva: she faces the same administrative obstacle. In order for her to obtain a permit, Maurizio convinces Arno, for the sake of their friendship, to marry her out of convenience. Reluctantly, Arno accepts and Maurizio, unsuspecting, leaves for a few days. Alone with Nina, Arno, usually shy with women, falls in love with her. She falls in love with him. When Maurizio returns, Arno cannot hide the truth from him. He and Nina end up telling him about their relationship. They reconsider the arrangement and try to settle the dilemma together…
Who directed No Coffee, No TV, No Sex?
No Coffee, No TV, No Sex was directed by Romed Wyder.
Who stars in No Coffee, No TV, No Sex?
The principal cast of No Coffee, No TV, No Sex includes Vincent Coppey, Alexandra Tiedemann, Pietro Musillo, Nalini Selvadoray, Frédéric Martin.
When was No Coffee, No TV, No Sex released and how long is it?
No Coffee, No TV, No Sex was released in 1999 with a total runtime of 1h 27m.
Who composed the musical score for No Coffee, No TV, No Sex?
The original motion picture soundtrack for No Coffee, No TV, No Sex was composed by Thierry Clerc, Daniel Schweizer.


















