If My Mother... Only Knew
“She's Up To No Good & That's So-o Good!”
Synopsis
Hope Russell and her divorced mother, Dianne, live together and both have guy troubles. Dianne can't get over her ex, Roger, and Hope's boyfriend, Robby, is constantly at work and never has time to spend with her. When Robby blows her off yet again, Hope goes to a concert with possibly lesbian friend, Lynanne, leaving her mother home alone when Robby finally does drop by. Robby convinces Dianne to accompany him to a night club, which leads to a realignment of relationships.
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Release History & Theatrical Window
January 1, 1986
Wide Cinema Exhibition
Key Information & Fast Facts
- Director
- Paul Vatelli
- Screenplay & Story
- Steve H. Mehoff
- Original Score
- Jacque Martikay, Zok Richards
- Original Title
- If My Mother... Only Knew
- Country of Origin
- United States of America
- Spoken Languages
- English
- Runtime
- 1h 22m
- Production Studios
- Caballero Home Video
Creative Leadership & Key Crew
Paul Vatelli
Steve H. Mehoff
Jacque Martikay, Zok Richards
John Pryor
Earl Waller
Department Leadership Roster
Paul Vatelli
Director
John Pryor
Director of Photography
Earl Waller
Editor
Steve H. Mehoff
Writer
Age Classification & Content Advisories
Official viewer rating standards and content warnings across international classification boards.
NC-17: Adults Only — No one 17 and under admitted.
International Certification Matrix
Adults Only — No one 17 and under admitted.
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What is If My Mother... Only Knew about?
Hope Russell and her divorced mother, Dianne, live together and both have guy troubles. Dianne can't get over her ex, Roger, and Hope's boyfriend, Robby, is constantly at work and never has time to spend with her. When Robby blows her off yet again, Hope goes to a concert with possibly lesbian friend, Lynanne, leaving her mother home alone when Robby finally does drop by. Robby convinces Dianne to accompany him to a night club, which leads to a realignment of relationships.
Who directed If My Mother... Only Knew?
If My Mother... Only Knew was directed by Paul Vatelli.
Who stars in If My Mother... Only Knew?
The principal cast of If My Mother... Only Knew includes Honey Wilder, Amber Lynn, John Leslie, Tom Byron, Herschel Savage.
When was If My Mother... Only Knew released and how long is it?
If My Mother... Only Knew was released in 1986 with a total runtime of 1h 22m.
Who composed the musical score for If My Mother... Only Knew?
The original motion picture soundtrack for If My Mother... Only Knew was composed by Jacque Martikay, Zok Richards.
What is the age rating and content advisory for If My Mother... Only Knew?
If My Mother... Only Knew holds official age classifications: US: NC-17 (Adults Only — No one 17 and under admitted.).