Never Mind the Quality, Feel the Width
Synopsis
Two London tailors horse around, wind up robbed, go to Rome and disrupt the Vatican.
Top Cast
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John Bluthal
Manny Cohen
Joe Lynch
Patrick Brendan Kevin Aloysius Kelly
Yootha Joyce
Mrs. Finch
Wendy King
Rita
Ann Beach
Bridie
Eddie Byrne
Father Ignatious
Bernard Stone
Nathan
David Nettheim
Rabbi
Ivor Dean
Bishop Rourke
Bill Maynard
Larkin
David Kelly
Murphy
Jerold Wells
Tramp
Paddy Joyce
Riley
Vicki Woolf
Maria
Hilary Farr
Gina
Steve Plytas
Swiss Guard
William F. Sully
Italian Policeman
Peter Denyer
Lad
Key Information & Fast Facts
- Director
- Ronnie Baxter
- Screenplay & Story
- Vince Powell, Harry Driver
- Original Score
- Ronald Cass
- Original Title
- Never Mind the Quality, Feel the Width
- Country of Origin
- United Kingdom
- Spoken Languages
- English
- Runtime
- 1h 28m
- Production Studios
- EMI Films
Creative Leadership & Key Crew
Ronnie Baxter
Vince Powell, Harry Driver
Ronald Cass
Nigel A. Marsh
Department Leadership Roster
Vince Powell
Screenplay
Nigel A. Marsh
Producer
Harry Driver
Screenplay
Ronnie Baxter
Director
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Frequently Asked Questions About Never Mind the Quality, Feel the Width
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What is Never Mind the Quality, Feel the Width about?
Two London tailors horse around, wind up robbed, go to Rome and disrupt the Vatican.
Who directed Never Mind the Quality, Feel the Width?
Never Mind the Quality, Feel the Width was directed by Ronnie Baxter.
Who stars in Never Mind the Quality, Feel the Width?
The principal cast of Never Mind the Quality, Feel the Width includes John Bluthal, Joe Lynch, Yootha Joyce, Wendy King, Ann Beach.
When was Never Mind the Quality, Feel the Width released and how long is it?
Never Mind the Quality, Feel the Width was released in 1973 with a total runtime of 1h 28m.
Who composed the musical score for Never Mind the Quality, Feel the Width?
The original motion picture soundtrack for Never Mind the Quality, Feel the Width was composed by Ronald Cass.