The Baby Juice Express
“One false move and the sperm gets it!”
Synopsis
A middle class London lad’s gangster fantasies go awry when his dodgy uncle puts them into debt to a real life crime boss. Still pulling strings from behind bars, the kingpin’s only desire is to conceive an heir by smuggling his sperm to his wife on the outside. There’s only one way the boys know how to raise the money fast … hijack the ‘baby juice express’. But kidnapping ‘baby juice’ turns out to be fraught with even more peril than the bumbling wannabes could possibly have imagined in this cheeky spin on the gangster genre. Starring Nick Moran (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels), with Julian Clary (one of Britain’s funniest) and Joe Bugner (former boxing champion and one of Australia’s toughest!).
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Nick Moran
Des
Nick Brimble
Krakowski
Lisa Faulkner
Lauren
Phil Davis
Frank O'Reilly
Samantha Womack
Trixie (as Samantha Janus)
Joe Bugner
Palooka
Julian Clary
Jason
Angela Douglas
Celestia
David Cardy
Goldberg
Ruth Jones
Gladys
Dave Courtney
Baxter
Gary Tiplady
Burke
Callum Dixon
Hare
Hugh Fraser
Arthur Burnett CBE
Howard Lew Lewis
Kent
Paterson Joseph
Sean Boetang
Stephen Marcus
Lenny Von Something
Ray Parlour
Vince
Financials & Box Office Performance
Production Budget
$2
Filming & production cost
Worldwide Gross
Pending
Total global ticket sales
Key Information & Fast Facts
- Director
- Michael Hurst
- Screenplay & Story
- Michael Hurst, Nick Moran
- Original Score
- Mark Hinton Stewart
- Original Title
- The Baby Juice Express
- Spoken Languages
- English
- Runtime
- 1h 25m
- Production Budget
- $2
Creative Leadership & Key Crew
Michael Hurst
Michael Hurst, Nick Moran
Mark Hinton Stewart
Shane Daly
Department Leadership Roster
Michael Hurst
Director
Michael Hurst
Writer
Nick Moran
Writer
Mark Hinton Stewart
Original Music Composer
Shane Daly
Director of Photography
Production Stills & Gallery
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Frequently Asked Questions About The Baby Juice Express
Quick factual answers about cast, synopsis, director, box office, and release information.
What is The Baby Juice Express about?
A middle class London lad’s gangster fantasies go awry when his dodgy uncle puts them into debt to a real life crime boss. Still pulling strings from behind bars, the kingpin’s only desire is to conceive an heir by smuggling his sperm to his wife on the outside. There’s only one way the boys know how to raise the money fast … hijack the ‘baby juice express’. But kidnapping ‘baby juice’ turns out to be fraught with even more peril than the bumbling wannabes could possibly have imagined in this cheeky spin on the gangster genre. Starring Nick Moran (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels), with Julian Clary (one of Britain’s funniest) and Joe Bugner (former boxing champion and one of Australia’s toughest!).
Who directed The Baby Juice Express?
The Baby Juice Express was directed by Michael Hurst.
Who stars in The Baby Juice Express?
The principal cast of The Baby Juice Express includes Nick Moran, Nick Brimble, Lisa Faulkner, Phil Davis, Samantha Womack.
When was The Baby Juice Express released and how long is it?
The Baby Juice Express was released in 2004 with a total runtime of 1h 25m.
Who composed the musical score for The Baby Juice Express?
The original motion picture soundtrack for The Baby Juice Express was composed by Mark Hinton Stewart.