Vampie
“Eat.”
Synopsis
In this cult film, Azure St. Clair, a neurotic vampiress who is deathly allergic to blood, must protect her only source of food, the VAMPIE (a vampire pie), from a dark vampiric order that wants to use the powers of this deadly pie to revive the dead and enslave the world.
Trailers, Teasers & Extra Featurettes
Official promotional previews, behind-the-scenes footage, and exclusive clips.
Vampie teaser trailer 8.23.13
Type: Trailer • Published 2013-08-30
Top Cast
Explore Star Directory →Ming Ballard
Azure St. Clair
Tom Patrick
Father Jack
Maya Merker
Grace
Raymond Trickitt
Mammon
Eric Strong
Tippy
Mickey Faerch
Wanda
Tim Dax
Mad Dog
Lara Wickman McCarthy
The Seraphim (as Lara Butler)
Bud Galloway
Drunk Dude
David Polk
Evil Priest
Dennis James Anderson
Pope Theodore III
Sophie Mazzaro
Ludmilla
Phil Aslaksen
Nunchuck-wielding Priest Assassin
Steven D. Snyder
Sherlock
Melissa Tracy
Mom
Josh DeLozier
Julian
Diane Kawasaki
Sister Immaculata
Release History & Theatrical Window
February 14, 2014
Wide Cinema Exhibition
Key Information & Fast Facts
- Director
- Melissa Tracy
- Screenplay & Story
- Ming Ballard
- Original Title
- Vampie
- Country of Origin
- United States of America
- Spoken Languages
- English
- Runtime
- 1h 23m
- Production Studios
- wizard entertainment
Creative Leadership & Key Crew
Melissa Tracy
Ming Ballard
Adam Sherer
Phil Aslaksen, Ming Ballard
Department Leadership Roster
Melissa Tracy
Director
Ming Ballard
Writer
Adam Sherer
Director of Photography
Phil Aslaksen
Producer
Age Classification & Content Advisories
Official viewer rating standards and content warnings across international classification boards.
NR: Not Rated — Evaluated outside standard classification boards.
International Certification Matrix
Not Rated — Evaluated outside standard classification boards.
Production Stills & Gallery
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Frequently Asked Questions About Vampie
Quick factual answers about cast, synopsis, director, box office, and release information.
What is Vampie about?
In this cult film, Azure St. Clair, a neurotic vampiress who is deathly allergic to blood, must protect her only source of food, the VAMPIE (a vampire pie), from a dark vampiric order that wants to use the powers of this deadly pie to revive the dead and enslave the world.
Who directed Vampie?
Vampie was directed by Melissa Tracy.
Who stars in Vampie?
The principal cast of Vampie includes Ming Ballard, Tom Patrick, Maya Merker, Raymond Trickitt, Eric Strong.
When was Vampie released and how long is it?
Vampie was released in 2014 with a total runtime of 1h 23m.
What is the age rating and content advisory for Vampie?
Vampie holds official age classifications: US: NR (Not Rated — Evaluated outside standard classification boards.).