Hey... Stop Stabbing Me!
“Murder... Mayhem... Mowers!”
Synopsis
Recent college graduate Herman Schumacher has just taken up residence in an apparently great house with apparently great roommates. But all is not well. Why did the roommate Herman replaced leave all of his stuff behind, as though he never really left? And why do the rest of the roommates "assume" he joined a cult? And why is there a makeshift tombstone with his name on it in the backyard? And what's the deal with the monster that's stealing Herman's socks and living in a giant labyrinth under the house? As Herman searches for the answers he'll learn that they can only be found on a path that leads to sex, murderous murder, hole-digging, and a BATTLE TO THE DEATH!
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Pat Casey
Herman Schumacher
Andy 'Hippa' Kriss
Damon
Maria A. Morales
Carrie Mirvis
N. David Prestwood
Blaine
Jack Shreck
Hugo
Sean Hall
Alan a.k.a. Chartreuse
Josh Miller
Icky / Perkutzitwuzzel
Dan Buechler
Zach
Drew Ailes
Herman's Boss
Erik Olson
Weird Digger
Matt Sell
Bart
Nathan Morales
Landscaping Dude
Colin Hall
Mark
Brian J. Casey
Gary the Goon
Crystal Sholts
Susan
Phil Gleason
Jogger
Mark Cartier
Bernard
Jeremy Coy
Buff Dude
Release History & Theatrical Window
September 2, 2003
Physical Home Media
Financials & Box Office Performance
Production Budget
$500
Filming & production cost
Worldwide Gross
Pending
Total global ticket sales
Key Information & Fast Facts
- Director
- Josh Miller
- Screenplay & Story
- Josh Miller, Pat Casey
- Original Score
- Jack Shreck, Sean Hall
- Original Title
- Hey... Stop Stabbing Me!
- Country of Origin
- United States of America
- Spoken Languages
- English
- Runtime
- 1h 33m
- Production Budget
- $500
- Production Studios
- Amazing Schlock Film Factory
Creative Leadership & Key Crew
Josh Miller
Josh Miller, Pat Casey
Jack Shreck, Sean Hall
Josh Miller
Josh Miller, Pat Casey
Department Leadership Roster
Josh Miller
Writer
Josh Miller
Director
Josh Miller
Producer
Josh Miller
Editor
Pat Casey
Producer
Pat Casey
Writer
Age Classification & Content Advisories
Official viewer rating standards and content warnings across international classification boards.
NR: Not Rated — Evaluated outside standard classification boards.
International Certification Matrix
Not Rated — Evaluated outside standard classification boards.
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Frequently Asked Questions About Hey... Stop Stabbing Me!
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What is Hey... Stop Stabbing Me! about?
Recent college graduate Herman Schumacher has just taken up residence in an apparently great house with apparently great roommates. But all is not well. Why did the roommate Herman replaced leave all of his stuff behind, as though he never really left? And why do the rest of the roommates "assume" he joined a cult? And why is there a makeshift tombstone with his name on it in the backyard? And what's the deal with the monster that's stealing Herman's socks and living in a giant labyrinth under the house? As Herman searches for the answers he'll learn that they can only be found on a path that leads to sex, murderous murder, hole-digging, and a BATTLE TO THE DEATH!
Who directed Hey... Stop Stabbing Me!?
Hey... Stop Stabbing Me! was directed by Josh Miller.
Who stars in Hey... Stop Stabbing Me!?
The principal cast of Hey... Stop Stabbing Me! includes Pat Casey, Andy 'Hippa' Kriss, Maria A. Morales, N. David Prestwood, Jack Shreck.
When was Hey... Stop Stabbing Me! released and how long is it?
Hey... Stop Stabbing Me! was released in 2003 with a total runtime of 1h 33m.
Who composed the musical score for Hey... Stop Stabbing Me!?
The original motion picture soundtrack for Hey... Stop Stabbing Me! was composed by Jack Shreck, Sean Hall.
What is the age rating and content advisory for Hey... Stop Stabbing Me!?
Hey... Stop Stabbing Me! holds official age classifications: US: NR (Not Rated — Evaluated outside standard classification boards.).