Pretty Dead Things
“Death Never Looked This Good”
Synopsis
Adult film star Jennifer Bond has everything a girl could want: looks, power, a fabulously dangerously sexy boyfriend…and immortality due to the fact she was transformed into a vampire circa 1979. But as her 50th birthday draws near, she returns to the town she left in search of the love of her life, the aging porn director John Welles. Unfortunately, one of her travelling companions and former co-star takes a shine to one of their midnight snacks, a pizza delivery boy, and she creates a new vampire with a taste for bloody revenge! As the four ex-porn stars ravage the town as part of their nightly fun, the pizza boy hooks up with the beleaguered mayor and the Moral Majority to stomp out the dangerously porn star-vampire menace.
Top Cast
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Patrick Pitu
Denver Longshanks / The Pizza Boy
William DeCoff
John Welles
Danielle Lozeau
Jennifer Bond
Ashley Eaton
Shelby St. Exxmin
Ross Kelly
Rex Van Horn
Alexandra Johnson
Female Stripper
Salvatore Marchese
Mayor Bowden
Jason Witter
Shane Starkweather
Jennifer Scharf
Keller
Donald Foley
Moe Blu
Robert Jude Buco
Club Hell Janitor
Heather Cooney
Cheery Jogger
Caleb Emerson
Big Jake
Robin L. Watkins
Billy Oswald
Christopher Calcagni
Sinclair the Fluffer
A. Michael Dias Jr.
S&M Whipping Boy
Release History & Theatrical Window
October 26, 2006
Wide Cinema Exhibition
Financials & Box Office Performance
Production Budget
$22
Filming & production cost
Worldwide Gross
Pending
Total global ticket sales
Key Information & Fast Facts
- Director
- Richard Griffin
- Screenplay & Story
- Sandeep Parikh, Richard Griffin
- Original Title
- Pretty Dead Things
- Country of Origin
- United States of America
- Spoken Languages
- English
- Runtime
- 1h 30m
- Production Budget
- $22
- Production Studios
- Scorpio Film Releasing
Creative Leadership & Key Crew
Richard Griffin
Sandeep Parikh, Richard Griffin
Department Leadership Roster
Richard Griffin
Director
Sandeep Parikh
Writer
Richard Griffin
Writer
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Frequently Asked Questions About Pretty Dead Things
Quick factual answers about cast, synopsis, director, box office, and release information.
What is Pretty Dead Things about?
Adult film star Jennifer Bond has everything a girl could want: looks, power, a fabulously dangerously sexy boyfriend…and immortality due to the fact she was transformed into a vampire circa 1979. But as her 50th birthday draws near, she returns to the town she left in search of the love of her life, the aging porn director John Welles. Unfortunately, one of her travelling companions and former co-star takes a shine to one of their midnight snacks, a pizza delivery boy, and she creates a new vampire with a taste for bloody revenge! As the four ex-porn stars ravage the town as part of their nightly fun, the pizza boy hooks up with the beleaguered mayor and the Moral Majority to stomp out the dangerously porn star-vampire menace.
Who directed Pretty Dead Things?
Pretty Dead Things was directed by Richard Griffin.
Who stars in Pretty Dead Things?
The principal cast of Pretty Dead Things includes Patrick Pitu, William DeCoff, Danielle Lozeau, Ashley Eaton, Ross Kelly.
When was Pretty Dead Things released and how long is it?
Pretty Dead Things was released in 2006 with a total runtime of 1h 30m.