Sorry, We're Open
“Men throughout history have written of supernatural monsters. Most of them believed what they wrote was true.”
Synopsis
The camera holds on a single oil pastel piece, the details of which become increasingly sinister as the narrator recounts to us how he acquired it.
Top Cast
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January 1, 2027
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Key Information & Fast Facts
- Director
- Evan W. Gerdes
- Screenplay & Story
- Evan W. Gerdes, Archer Morrow
- Original Title
- Sorry, We're Open
- Country of Origin
- United States of America
- Spoken Languages
- English
- Runtime
- Unknown
- Production Studios
- Gerdes-Morrow Productions
Creative Leadership & Key Crew
Evan W. Gerdes
Evan W. Gerdes, Archer Morrow
Archer Morrow
Evan W. Gerdes
Evan W. Gerdes, Archer Morrow
Department Leadership Roster
Evan W. Gerdes
Director
Evan W. Gerdes
Producer
Evan W. Gerdes
Editor
Evan W. Gerdes
Writer
Archer Morrow
Director of Photography
Age Classification & Content Advisories
Official viewer rating standards and content warnings across international classification boards.
NR: Not Rated — Evaluated outside standard classification boards.
International Certification Matrix
Not Rated — Evaluated outside standard classification boards.
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Frequently Asked Questions About Sorry, We're Open
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What is Sorry, We're Open about?
The camera holds on a single oil pastel piece, the details of which become increasingly sinister as the narrator recounts to us how he acquired it.
Who directed Sorry, We're Open?
Sorry, We're Open was directed by Evan W. Gerdes.
Who stars in Sorry, We're Open?
The principal cast of Sorry, We're Open includes Evan W. Gerdes.
When was Sorry, We're Open released and how long is it?
Sorry, We're Open was released in 2027 with a total runtime of Unknown.
What is the age rating and content advisory for Sorry, We're Open?
Sorry, We're Open holds official age classifications: US: NR (Not Rated — Evaluated outside standard classification boards.).