Blondes Have More Guns
Synopsis
A scarf, a chainsaw, and a mysterious blonde are the only clues to a growing number of stiffs (and not all of them are dead bodies!) Who can the police turn to? Harry Bates, of course, the smartest officer on the force. TOO BAD HARRY CAN’T OUTWIT A HOUSEPLANT! Lucky for him he has his trusted partner Dick Smoker and his faithful dog (who seems to be a guy in a dog suit) to help him solve the case. The only suspects are a pair of beautiful sisters, Montana and Dakota. When the trigger happy Harry gets romantically involved with the twin half step-sisters will he lose more than his cool? Inspired lunacy ensues as BLONDES HAVE MORE GUNS parodies the likes of PULP FICTION and INDECENT PROPOSAL with razor… er… chainsaw sharp wit!
Top Cast
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Michael McGaharn
Harry Bates
Elizabeth Keifer
Montana Beaver-Shotz
Richard Neil
Dick Smoker
Gloria Lusiak
Dakota Beaver
André Brazeau
Captain Hook
David Myers
Lyle Shotz
Ken Belsky
The Doctor
Benny Buettner
Dr. Hasselblad /Henry (as Bennie Buttner)
Ramona Lisa
Patricia Martin
Derek-James Yee
Tom Woo
Ron Meier
Detective
Richard Myers
Dahmer
Anderson Lim
Short Cop
Bebe Conrad
Athletic Cop (as Elizabeth Conrad)
Paul Ferrari
Security Guard
Carol Daly
Lorena
Dianne Lanning
Harry's Mother
Megan Bajon
Harry's Sister
Release History & Theatrical Window
February 16, 1996
Wide Cinema Exhibition
Key Information & Fast Facts
- Director
- George Merriweather
- Screenplay & Story
- Mary Guthrie, Dan Goodman, George Merriweather
- Original Score
- Joe Renzetti
- Original Title
- Blondes Have More Guns
- Country of Origin
- United States of America
- Spoken Languages
- English
- Runtime
- 1h 30m
- Production Studios
- Troma Entertainment
Creative Leadership & Key Crew
George Merriweather
Mary Guthrie, Dan Goodman, George Merriweather
Joe Renzetti
Maximo Munzi
Rick LeCompte
Michael Herz, Lloyd Kaufman, George Merriweather, Ferris Suer, Dennis Valovich
Department Leadership Roster
Mary Guthrie
Writer
Dan Goodman
Writer
George Merriweather
Writer
George Merriweather
Director
Maximo Munzi
Director of Photography
Rick LeCompte
Editor
Michael Herz
Producer
Lloyd Kaufman
Producer
George Merriweather
Producer
Age Classification & Content Advisories
Official viewer rating standards and content warnings across international classification boards.
R: Restricted — Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
International Certification Matrix
Restricted — Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
Production Stills & Gallery
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Frequently Asked Questions About Blondes Have More Guns
Quick factual answers about cast, synopsis, director, box office, and release information.
What is Blondes Have More Guns about?
A scarf, a chainsaw, and a mysterious blonde are the only clues to a growing number of stiffs (and not all of them are dead bodies!) Who can the police turn to? Harry Bates, of course, the smartest officer on the force. TOO BAD HARRY CAN’T OUTWIT A HOUSEPLANT! Lucky for him he has his trusted partner Dick Smoker and his faithful dog (who seems to be a guy in a dog suit) to help him solve the case. The only suspects are a pair of beautiful sisters, Montana and Dakota. When the trigger happy Harry gets romantically involved with the twin half step-sisters will he lose more than his cool? Inspired lunacy ensues as BLONDES HAVE MORE GUNS parodies the likes of PULP FICTION and INDECENT PROPOSAL with razor… er… chainsaw sharp wit!
Who directed Blondes Have More Guns?
Blondes Have More Guns was directed by George Merriweather.
Who stars in Blondes Have More Guns?
The principal cast of Blondes Have More Guns includes Michael McGaharn, Elizabeth Keifer, Richard Neil, Gloria Lusiak, André Brazeau.
When was Blondes Have More Guns released and how long is it?
Blondes Have More Guns was released in 1996 with a total runtime of 1h 30m.
Who composed the musical score for Blondes Have More Guns?
The original motion picture soundtrack for Blondes Have More Guns was composed by Joe Renzetti.
What is the age rating and content advisory for Blondes Have More Guns?
Blondes Have More Guns holds official age classifications: US: R (Restricted — Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.).