NR20261h 49m

Garchaster's Cornblade

Synopsis

A gricky star planet girl follows a casting call into the Earth oven so she can fulfill her dream of getting inside of a VHS tape... to burn and inhale herself. Donald Farmer weaves golden webs with the cryogenic cowboys while the star planet gets heavier with razzling trash carnivals. The Carpet Muckers twirling gorches but the Garbites are way too hungry for karaoke flavored peanut butter screams.

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Trailers, Teasers & Extra Featurettes

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Garchaster's Cornblade - 2026 Trailer - Directed by Kasper Meltedhair

Type: Trailer • Published 2026-07-25

Top Cast

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Lyndsie Jane Earle

Stone

Kasper Meltedhair

Tarsia

Donald Farmer

Brewce Longo

Rotirat / Racky / Corty / Dead Cult Member / Voice of Garbite

Andy Heck Boyd

Gorgas Mordpan

Carrie Phillips

Ozra

Matt Minter

Scary Fairy Ta

X Menzak

Dorcinite / Hydraulic Cheese / Date #762 / Date #489 / Date #813 / Date #912 Date #268 / Date #763

Dogfood Williams

Rasifer / Torgum / Dead Cult Member

Mary Faust

Krink Melrose / Klon Kranger

Michelle Wanhala

Koringer / Grackle Hatches / Dead Cult Member

Nicholas DeGideo

Ret Halagas / Rivish / Dead Cult Member

Emily Kaldenbaugh

Quicksanders / Unknown / Dead Cult Member

Eli Elliot

Gus Galantine / Orty / Korbite / Dead Cult Member

Brad Ulrey

Morphbag Ronald / Dezzy Zarndale

Logan Lyons

Dead Cult Member

Motor Oil

Donald Farmer The Mouse

Josh Christensen

DJ Giant Microwave

Release History & Theatrical Window

Theatrical Premiere

August 16, 2026

Wide Cinema Exhibition

Key Information & Fast Facts

Director: Kasper Meltedhair
Screenplay & Story: Kasper Meltedhair
Original Score: Kasper Meltedhair, Michael DiFrancesco
Original Title: Garchaster's Cornblade
Spoken Languages: English
Runtime: 1h 49m

Creative Leadership & Key Crew

Director

Kasper Meltedhair

Screenplay & Story

Kasper Meltedhair

Original Score & Music

Kasper Meltedhair, Michael DiFrancesco

Film Editing

Kasper Meltedhair, Brewce Longo, Andy Heck Boyd

Producers

Kasper Meltedhair, Brewce Longo, Lyndsie Jane Earle, Andy Heck Boyd

Department Leadership Roster

Kasper Meltedhair

Director

Kasper Meltedhair

Editor

Brewce Longo

Editor

Andy Heck Boyd

Editor

Kasper Meltedhair

Producer

Brewce Longo

Producer

Kasper Meltedhair

Writer

Age Classification & Content Advisories

Official viewer rating standards and content warnings across international classification boards.

Primary: NR

NR: Not Rated — Evaluated outside standard classification boards.

International Certification Matrix

United States (MPAA)NR

Not Rated — Evaluated outside standard classification boards.

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Frequently Asked Questions About Garchaster's Cornblade

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What is Garchaster's Cornblade about?

Who directed Garchaster's Cornblade?

Garchaster's Cornblade was directed by Kasper Meltedhair.

Who stars in Garchaster's Cornblade?

The principal cast of Garchaster's Cornblade includes Lyndsie Jane Earle, Kasper Meltedhair, Donald Farmer, Brewce Longo, Andy Heck Boyd.

When was Garchaster's Cornblade released and how long is it?

Garchaster's Cornblade was released in 2026 with a total runtime of 1h 49m.

Who composed the musical score for Garchaster's Cornblade?

The original motion picture soundtrack for Garchaster's Cornblade was composed by Kasper Meltedhair, Michael DiFrancesco.

What is the age rating and content advisory for Garchaster's Cornblade?

Garchaster's Cornblade holds official age classifications: US: NR (Not Rated — Evaluated outside standard classification boards.).