
Nothing Ever Happens
Synopsis
In this parody of Grand Hotel, despite a dying man's efforts to enjoy his final days, a jewel thief trying to comfort a great dancer, and a big business deal in progress, there are still those who say that "nothing ever happens here."
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March 25, 1933
Wide Cinema Exhibition
Key Information & Fast Facts
- Director
- Roy Mack
- Original Title
- Nothing Ever Happens
- Country of Origin
- United States of America
- Spoken Languages
- English
- Runtime
- 19m
- Production Studios
- The Vitaphone Corporation, Warner Bros. Pictures
Creative Leadership & Key Crew
Roy Mack
Edwin B. DuPar
Samuel Sax
Department Leadership Roster
Roy Mack
Director
Edwin B. DuPar
Director of Photography
Samuel Sax
Producer
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Quick factual answers about cast, synopsis, director, box office, and release information.
What is Nothing Ever Happens about?
In this parody of Grand Hotel, despite a dying man's efforts to enjoy his final days, a jewel thief trying to comfort a great dancer, and a big business deal in progress, there are still those who say that "nothing ever happens here."
Who directed Nothing Ever Happens?
Nothing Ever Happens was directed by Roy Mack.
Who stars in Nothing Ever Happens?
The principal cast of Nothing Ever Happens includes Jack Lionel Bohn, Charles Judels, Jane Gale, Geraldine Dvorak, Curtis Karpe.
When was Nothing Ever Happens released and how long is it?
Nothing Ever Happens was released in 1933 with a total runtime of 19m.




















