Witless Protection
“Protecting America's assets.”
Synopsis
When a small-town sheriff witnesses what he believes to be an attempted kidnapping, his effort to save the beautiful damsel in distress sets him down a wild path of comic mishap.
Trailers, Teasers & Extra Featurettes
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Witless Protection Movie Trailer
Type: Trailer • Published 2008-01-15
Top Cast
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Larry the Cable Guy
Deputy Larry Stalder
Ivana Miličević
Madeleine
Jenny McCarthy
Connie
Yaphet Kotto
Ricardo Bodi
Peter Stormare
Arthur Grimsley
Eric Roberts
Wilford Duvall
Joe Mantegna
Dr. Rondog 'Doc' Savage
Kurt Naebig
Mark Bedell
Richard Bull
Sheriff Smoot
J. David Moeller
Elmer
Will Clinger
Bo
Omar Dykes
Gus
Reno Collier
Tater
Dan Waller
Agent Orange / MIB #1
Rick LeFevour
MIB #2
Joseph Luis Caballero
MIB #3
Sean Bridgers
Norm
Gerry Bednob
Omar
Release History & Theatrical Window
February 22, 2008
Wide Cinema Exhibition
February 22, 2008
Physical Home Media
Key Information & Fast Facts
- Director
- Charles Robert Carner
- Screenplay & Story
- Charles Robert Carner
- Original Score
- Eric Allaman
- Original Title
- Witless Protection
- Country of Origin
- United States of America
- Spoken Languages
- English
- Runtime
- 1h 37m
- Production Studios
- Parallel Entertainment Pictures
Creative Leadership & Key Crew
Charles Robert Carner
Charles Robert Carner
Eric Allaman
Michael Goi
Department Leadership Roster
Charles Robert Carner
Director
Charles Robert Carner
Screenplay
Michael Goi
Director of Photography
Eric Allaman
Original Music Composer
Age Classification & Content Advisories
Official viewer rating standards and content warnings across international classification boards.
PG-13: Parents Strongly Cautioned — May contain intense action, language, or mature themes.
International Certification Matrix
FSK 12 — Restricted to viewers aged 12 and older.
Parents Strongly Cautioned — May contain intense action, language, or mature themes.
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Frequently Asked Questions About Witless Protection
Quick factual answers about cast, synopsis, director, box office, and release information.
What is Witless Protection about?
When a small-town sheriff witnesses what he believes to be an attempted kidnapping, his effort to save the beautiful damsel in distress sets him down a wild path of comic mishap.
Who directed Witless Protection?
Witless Protection was directed by Charles Robert Carner.
Who stars in Witless Protection?
The principal cast of Witless Protection includes Larry the Cable Guy, Ivana Miličević, Jenny McCarthy, Yaphet Kotto, Peter Stormare.
When was Witless Protection released and how long is it?
Witless Protection was released in 2008 with a total runtime of 1h 37m.
Who composed the musical score for Witless Protection?
The original motion picture soundtrack for Witless Protection was composed by Eric Allaman.
What is the age rating and content advisory for Witless Protection?
Witless Protection holds official age classifications: CA: 14A; DE: 12 (FSK 12 — Restricted to viewers aged 12 and older.); US: PG-13 (Parents Strongly Cautioned — May contain intense action, language, or mature themes.).