How Thick Is Your Carpet?
“Two repressed weirdo's find evidence of love...and blood...lots of blood”
Synopsis
Housewife Ann sits over the dead body of her husband, rolled up in a bloodstained rug with his lifeless feet sticking out. When a mysterious man is called to dispose of the evidence, his no nonsense professionalism will clash with Ann's curiosity and emotional unpredictability.
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Key Information & Fast Facts
- Director
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- Screenplay & Story
- Jay Vanner
- Original Title
- How Thick Is Your Carpet?
- Country of Origin
- United Kingdom
- Spoken Languages
- English
- Runtime
- Unknown
Creative Leadership & Key Crew
Jay Vanner
Jay Vanner
Jay Vanner, Jamie Fallon
Department Leadership Roster
Jay Vanner
Writer
Jay Vanner
Producer
Jay Vanner
Editor
Jamie Fallon
Producer
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What is How Thick Is Your Carpet? about?
Housewife Ann sits over the dead body of her husband, rolled up in a bloodstained rug with his lifeless feet sticking out. When a mysterious man is called to dispose of the evidence, his no nonsense professionalism will clash with Ann's curiosity and emotional unpredictability.
Who directed How Thick Is Your Carpet??
How Thick Is Your Carpet? was directed by Not specified.
Who stars in How Thick Is Your Carpet??
The principal cast of How Thick Is Your Carpet? includes Sam Churchward, Maria Shabanova, Nelly Hollis.
When was How Thick Is Your Carpet? released and how long is it?
How Thick Is Your Carpet? was released in the theatrical window with a total runtime of Unknown.