The Legend of Zildo
““Dude, love that pot is finally legal in Hyrule!””
Synopsis
The evil GanonDong has imprisoned Princess Zildo, who tells him that he will have no hope against the big-dicked elf hero, Dink. As he listens to his music playlist, he is interrupted by the Great Deku Tree who warns him that his time has come, and Dink is entrusted with the Masturbator Sword and the company of the fairy Vagi. Dink doesn't waste time, knowing that the breaking of the pots is finally legal in Hyrule!
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Zelda Porn Parody: "The Legend of Zildo" (Trailer)
Type: Trailer • Published 2019-03-01
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Release History & Theatrical Window
March 1, 2019
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Key Information & Fast Facts
- Director
- Vuko, Holly Gennaro Myers
- Original Title
- The Legend of Zildo
- Country of Origin
- United States of America
- Spoken Languages
- English
- Runtime
- 31m
- Production Studios
- WoodRocket
Creative Leadership & Key Crew
Vuko, Holly Gennaro Myers
Department Leadership Roster
Vuko
Director
Holly Gennaro Myers
Director
Age Classification & Content Advisories
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NC-17: Adults Only — No one 17 and under admitted.
International Certification Matrix
Adults Only — No one 17 and under admitted.
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What is The Legend of Zildo about?
The evil GanonDong has imprisoned Princess Zildo, who tells him that he will have no hope against the big-dicked elf hero, Dink. As he listens to his music playlist, he is interrupted by the Great Deku Tree who warns him that his time has come, and Dink is entrusted with the Masturbator Sword and the company of the fairy Vagi. Dink doesn't waste time, knowing that the breaking of the pots is finally legal in Hyrule!
Who directed The Legend of Zildo?
The Legend of Zildo was directed by Vuko, Holly Gennaro Myers.
Who stars in The Legend of Zildo?
The principal cast of The Legend of Zildo includes Codey Steele, April O'Neil, Seth's Beard, Gabriella Paltrova, Cassandra Cain.
When was The Legend of Zildo released and how long is it?
The Legend of Zildo was released in 2019 with a total runtime of 31m.
What is the age rating and content advisory for The Legend of Zildo?
The Legend of Zildo holds official age classifications: US: NC-17 (Adults Only — No one 17 and under admitted.).