Semolina Pilchard
“All you need is crime.”
Synopsis
As a terminally ill Liverpool gangster summons his estranged eldest daughter back to their hometown after a five-year absence, his youngest daughter, determined to inherit everything, plots to eliminate her.
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Teaser TrailerOfficial
Type: Trailer • Published 2024-11-17
Top Cast
Explore Star Directory →Sarah Louise-Chadwick
Clara Reynolds
Sophia Leanne Kelly
Danika Reynolds
Alina Allison
Rosie
Macaulay Cooper
Max
Joe McGann
Gerry Reynolds
Louis Emerick
Billy Donnelly
Jack Ryder
Des
Gabriella Tavini
Amy
Joe Egan
Davey
Daniel Taylor
Eddie
Tim Lucas
Al
Matthew Chan
Po
Richard Isles
Lucas
James Dreyfus
Detective Maxwell
Ricky Tomlinson
Train Passenger
Kate Fitzgerald
Doris
Sidney Kean
William Kettering
Phil Gwilliam
Stevie
Release History & Theatrical Window
October 5, 2026
Physical Home Media
Key Information & Fast Facts
- Director
- Mike Clarke
- Screenplay & Story
- Mike Clarke, Daina Ann Smith
- Original Title
- Semolina Pilchard
- Spoken Languages
- English
- Runtime
- 2h 3m
Creative Leadership & Key Crew
Mike Clarke
Mike Clarke, Daina Ann Smith
Neil Oseman
Matthew George Walsh, Mike Clarke
Department Leadership Roster
Mike Clarke
Director
Mike Clarke
Writer
Daina Ann Smith
Writer
Neil Oseman
Director of Photography
Matthew George Walsh
Producer
Mike Clarke
Producer
Age Classification & Content Advisories
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International Certification Matrix
Suitable only for 15 years and over.
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Frequently Asked Questions About Semolina Pilchard
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What is Semolina Pilchard about?
As a terminally ill Liverpool gangster summons his estranged eldest daughter back to their hometown after a five-year absence, his youngest daughter, determined to inherit everything, plots to eliminate her.
Who directed Semolina Pilchard?
Semolina Pilchard was directed by Mike Clarke.
Who stars in Semolina Pilchard?
The principal cast of Semolina Pilchard includes Sarah Louise-Chadwick, Sophia Leanne Kelly, Alina Allison, Macaulay Cooper, Joe McGann.
When was Semolina Pilchard released and how long is it?
Semolina Pilchard was released in 2026 with a total runtime of 2h 3m.
What is the age rating and content advisory for Semolina Pilchard?
Semolina Pilchard holds official age classifications: GB: 15 (Suitable only for 15 years and over.).