We Don't Eat Cats
“The music. THE Music.”
Synopsis
Rock and roll megastars The Psychadelic Hix are about to embark on their long anticipated world tour. However, the hype is tarnished by rumors of the group’s association with the mysterious Muncie Ball Beer Cult, which indoctrinates young Hix fans into moving to the coast of Maine and marrying lighthouse keepers.
Top Cast
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Production Budget
$40
Filming & production cost
Worldwide Gross
Pending
Total global ticket sales
Key Information & Fast Facts
- Director
- Gabe Salgado
- Screenplay & Story
- Gabe Salgado
- Original Title
- We Don't Eat Cats
- Country of Origin
- United States of America
- Spoken Languages
- English
- Runtime
- 35m
- Production Budget
- $40
- Production Studios
- GEST Productions, Teeny Bopper Magazine
Creative Leadership & Key Crew
Gabe Salgado
Gabe Salgado, Lorenzo Farrell, Tasho Nicolopulos, Sean McArdle, Ben Catmull
Gabe Salgado
Department Leadership Roster
Gabe Salgado
Producer
Gabe Salgado
Director
Gabe Salgado
Screenplay
Age Classification & Content Advisories
Official viewer rating standards and content warnings across international classification boards.
R: Restricted — Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
International Certification Matrix
Restricted — Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
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What is We Don't Eat Cats about?
Rock and roll megastars The Psychadelic Hix are about to embark on their long anticipated world tour. However, the hype is tarnished by rumors of the group’s association with the mysterious Muncie Ball Beer Cult, which indoctrinates young Hix fans into moving to the coast of Maine and marrying lighthouse keepers.
Who directed We Don't Eat Cats?
We Don't Eat Cats was directed by Gabe Salgado.
Who stars in We Don't Eat Cats?
The principal cast of We Don't Eat Cats includes Poindexter, Elliston Farrell, Shon Hedd, Raven, Sky Child.
When was We Don't Eat Cats released and how long is it?
We Don't Eat Cats was released in 2024 with a total runtime of 35m.
What is the age rating and content advisory for We Don't Eat Cats?
We Don't Eat Cats holds official age classifications: US: R (Restricted — Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.).