No Sex Please - We're British
Synopsis
A porn-store owner orders some new stuff from his supplier, but the delivery address gets mixed with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, David (the bank's assistant manager) and his new wife are shocked when photos, then films and finally two girls are sent to them in their bank-supplied flat. They and the bank's head cashier then hatch a plan to get rid of the porn—without letting their boss, the local police and David's mother in on what is happening.
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No Sex Please - We're British (1973) Original Trailer [HD]
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Top Cast
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Ronnie Corbett
Brian Runnicles
Beryl Reid
Bertha Hunter
Arthur Lowe
Mr. Leslie Bromley
Ian Ogilvy
David Hunter
Susan Penhaligon
Penny Hunter
Michael Bates
Mr. Arnold Needham
Cheryl Hall
Daphne Martin
David Swift
Inspector Paul
Deryck Guyler
Park Keeper
Valerie Leon
Susan
Margaret Nolan
Barbara
Gerald Sim
Reverend John Mower
Michael Robbins
Car Driver
Frank Thornton
Glass Shop Manager
Michael Ripper
Traffic Warden
Lloyd Lamble
American Man
Mavis Villiers
American Lady
Sydney Bromley
Rag & Bone Man
Release History & Theatrical Window
August 10, 1979
Wide Cinema Exhibition
Key Information & Fast Facts
- Director
- Cliff Owen
- Screenplay & Story
- Johnnie Mortimer, Anthony Marriott, Brian Cooke
- Original Score
- Eric Rogers
- Original Title
- No Sex Please - We're British
- Country of Origin
- United Kingdom
- Spoken Languages
- English
- Runtime
- 1h 28m
- Production Studios
- BHP
Creative Leadership & Key Crew
Cliff Owen
Johnnie Mortimer, Anthony Marriott, Brian Cooke, Alistair Foot
Eric Rogers
Ken Hodges
Ralph Kemplen
John Woolf, John R. Sloan
Department Leadership Roster
Cliff Owen
Director
Julia Squire
Costume Design
Johnnie Mortimer
Screenplay
Ken Hodges
Director of Photography
Eric Rogers
Original Music Composer
Ralph Kemplen
Editor
Ray Simm
Production Design
John R. Sloan
Producer
Anthony Marriott
Screenplay
Brian Cooke
Screenplay
Age Classification & Content Advisories
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NR: Not Rated — Evaluated outside standard classification boards.
International Certification Matrix
Parental Guidance — Unlikely to upset children 8 and older.
Not Rated — Evaluated outside standard classification boards.
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UK CLASSICS
Movies with Valerie Leon
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Watched by decade 1970-1979
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What is No Sex Please - We're British about?
A porn-store owner orders some new stuff from his supplier, but the delivery address gets mixed with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, David (the bank's assistant manager) and his new wife are shocked when photos, then films and finally two girls are sent to them in their bank-supplied flat. They and the bank's head cashier then hatch a plan to get rid of the porn—without letting their boss, the local police and David's mother in on what is happening.
Who directed No Sex Please - We're British?
No Sex Please - We're British was directed by Cliff Owen.
Who stars in No Sex Please - We're British?
The principal cast of No Sex Please - We're British includes Ronnie Corbett, Beryl Reid, Arthur Lowe, Ian Ogilvy, Susan Penhaligon.
When was No Sex Please - We're British released and how long is it?
No Sex Please - We're British was released in 1973 with a total runtime of 1h 28m.
Who composed the musical score for No Sex Please - We're British?
The original motion picture soundtrack for No Sex Please - We're British was composed by Eric Rogers.
What is the age rating and content advisory for No Sex Please - We're British?
No Sex Please - We're British holds official age classifications: GB: PG (Parental Guidance — Unlikely to upset children 8 and older.); US: NR (Not Rated — Evaluated outside standard classification boards.).