Long Johns
“Rip Roaring, Ranch Hands At Their Raunchiest.”
Synopsis
Despite being shot on video, Brown manages to keep the quality good in this simple tale of horny cowpokes. Some guys are hairy, some smooth - but NONE of these guys have shaved/trimmed body parts! While background music might seem unimportant to some, this is NOT cheesey Casio-disco crap, but low-key harmonica/guitar strumming...(or is that a banjo?)... sometimes just the sounds of "nature" - birds, running water.
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Release History & Theatrical Window
January 1, 1985
Wide Cinema Exhibition
January 1, 1994
Physical Home Media
Key Information & Fast Facts
- Director
- Arch Brown
- Original Score
- Ernst Davides
- Original Title
- Long Johns
- Spoken Languages
- English
- Runtime
- 1h 25m
- Production Studios
- L.A. Video Corporation, Hot Videos, Midnight Men Video
Creative Leadership & Key Crew
Arch Brown
Ernst Davides
Frank Ross, James Thomas
Arch Brown, Frank Ross
Frank Ross
Department Leadership Roster
Arch Brown
Director
Arch Brown
Editor
Frank Ross
Director of Photography
James Thomas
Director of Photography
Frank Ross
Editor
Production Stills & Gallery
Official cinematic photography and background stills for Long Johns.
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Frequently Asked Questions About Long Johns
Quick factual answers about cast, synopsis, director, box office, and release information.
What is Long Johns about?
Despite being shot on video, Brown manages to keep the quality good in this simple tale of horny cowpokes. Some guys are hairy, some smooth - but NONE of these guys have shaved/trimmed body parts! While background music might seem unimportant to some, this is NOT cheesey Casio-disco crap, but low-key harmonica/guitar strumming...(or is that a banjo?)... sometimes just the sounds of "nature" - birds, running water.
Who directed Long Johns?
Long Johns was directed by Arch Brown.
Who stars in Long Johns?
The principal cast of Long Johns includes Chris Michaels, Chris Orion, Denton Crane, Jay Baracas, Jesse Fairweather.
When was Long Johns released and how long is it?
Long Johns was released in 1985 with a total runtime of 1h 25m.
Who composed the musical score for Long Johns?
The original motion picture soundtrack for Long Johns was composed by Ernst Davides.