In Eros We Trust
“Get ready to fall in love”
Synopsis
A militarized version of Hitch (2005). A modern take on the myth of Cupid.
Top Cast
Explore Star Directory →Joiakin Foster
Cupid
Dennis Candelaria
Billy Freedom
Freddy Burgos
Victor Valentine
Keith Brandt
The Sandman
Emily Keener
Maria
Melanie Brown
Joseph
Sydd Thompson
Abe
Fawn Bailey
Sarah
Joshua Newkirk
Adam
Amy Cherney
Lily
Andrea Molero
Evelyn
Allen Walker
Allen
Danielle Walker
Danielle
Chad Hendricks
The Lead Chemist
Ryp Digital
The sous chef
Matt Brown
The Caterpiller
Kairo Kairo
The Engineer
Melissa Howell
The Smoker
Release History & Theatrical Window
March 31, 2024
Wide Cinema Exhibition
Financials & Box Office Performance
Production Budget
$3K
Filming & production cost
Worldwide Gross
$608
Total global ticket sales
Box Office Return
0.24x
-$2K deficit
Theatrical Status
Budget Return
Box office tier
Key Information & Fast Facts
- Director
- Bernardo Goya
- Screenplay & Story
- Bernardo Goya
- Original Title
- In Eros We Trust
- Spoken Languages
- English
- Runtime
- 22m
- Production Budget
- $3K
- Worldwide Gross
- $608
- Production Studios
- Bohemian Garden, Rosemary's Squid, Kage Cage Productions
Creative Leadership & Key Crew
Bernardo Goya
Bernardo Goya
Bernardo Goya
Freddy Burgos, burgos
Department Leadership Roster
Bernardo Goya
Editor
burgos
Producer
Bernardo Goya
Director
Bernardo Goya
Writer
Age Classification & Content Advisories
Official viewer rating standards and content warnings across international classification boards.
NR: Not Rated — Evaluated outside standard classification boards.
International Certification Matrix
Not Rated — Evaluated outside standard classification boards.
Production Stills & Gallery
Official cinematic photography and background stills for In Eros We Trust.
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Frequently Asked Questions About In Eros We Trust
Quick factual answers about cast, synopsis, director, box office, and release information.
What is In Eros We Trust about?
A militarized version of Hitch (2005). A modern take on the myth of Cupid.
Who directed In Eros We Trust?
In Eros We Trust was directed by Bernardo Goya.
Who stars in In Eros We Trust?
The principal cast of In Eros We Trust includes Joiakin Foster, Dennis Candelaria, Freddy Burgos, Keith Brandt, Emily Keener.
When was In Eros We Trust released and how long is it?
In Eros We Trust was released in 2024 with a total runtime of 22m.
What was the box office and production budget of In Eros We Trust?
In Eros We Trust had a reported production budget of $3K and grossed $608 at the worldwide box office (0.24 return on budget, classified as a underperformed).
What is the age rating and content advisory for In Eros We Trust?
In Eros We Trust holds official age classifications: US: NR (Not Rated — Evaluated outside standard classification boards.).