Townies
“Schlarb, Ohio...a small town overrun by misfits, freaks and weirdos!”
Synopsis
Welcome to Schlarb, Ohio... a small county seat overrun by misfits, freaks and weirdos! Dickie is a lonely dumpster-driver who finds companionship in his latest dumpster discovery, a young woman's corpse! Pricey is a mute retarded girl with a lookalike baby-doll. When she loses her doll after an unsavory encounter with a mean cracker, she replaces it with the next best thing, her neighbor's young son! Meanwhile, the enigmatic Caduceus sets out to cleanse a nasty high school girl of her wicked ways! You'll also meet The Clapper, William, The Licker, Crazy Connie and other wild and wacky Townies in this Magnum Opus of CineTrash from cult filmmaker Wayne Alan Harold.
Top Cast
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Release History & Theatrical Window
November 8, 1999
Wide Cinema Exhibition
Key Information & Fast Facts
- Director
- Wayne A. Harold
- Screenplay & Story
- Wayne A. Harold
- Original Title
- Townies
- Country of Origin
- United States of America
- Spoken Languages
- English
- Runtime
- 1h 20m
Creative Leadership & Key Crew
Wayne A. Harold
Wayne A. Harold
Wayne A. Harold
Wayne A. Harold
Department Leadership Roster
Wayne A. Harold
Writer
Wayne A. Harold
Producer
Wayne A. Harold
Director
Wayne A. Harold
Editor
Production Stills & Gallery
Official cinematic photography and background stills for Townies.
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Frequently Asked Questions About Townies
Quick factual answers about cast, synopsis, director, box office, and release information.
What is Townies about?
Welcome to Schlarb, Ohio... a small county seat overrun by misfits, freaks and weirdos! Dickie is a lonely dumpster-driver who finds companionship in his latest dumpster discovery, a young woman's corpse! Pricey is a mute retarded girl with a lookalike baby-doll. When she loses her doll after an unsavory encounter with a mean cracker, she replaces it with the next best thing, her neighbor's young son! Meanwhile, the enigmatic Caduceus sets out to cleanse a nasty high school girl of her wicked ways! You'll also meet The Clapper, William, The Licker, Crazy Connie and other wild and wacky Townies in this Magnum Opus of CineTrash from cult filmmaker Wayne Alan Harold.
Who directed Townies?
Townies was directed by Wayne A. Harold.
Who stars in Townies?
The principal cast of Townies includes Lori Scarlett, Toby Radloff.
When was Townies released and how long is it?
Townies was released in 1999 with a total runtime of 1h 20m.