Nuru or Nothing
Synopsis
Lauren Phillips, a masseuse, leads David Lee into a massage parlor, where it is revealed that he is there to interview Lauren on the topic of Nuru massages for his magazine column. David requests that Lauren take him through the entire Nuru "experience", which she happily agrees to do! When Seth arrives at the parlor, he's greeted by his lovely masseuse, Queenie Sateen. Queenie asks Seth a few questions to get an idea of what he's looking for and quickly determines that he needs something a little extra... a NURU massage. Chris Scandal is having a bad day when his girlfriend calls to end their relationship. He's shocked as he hangs up the phone but then realizes he needs to invite good energy into his life to remain positive. That's when he starts researching Nuru massages. When he meets Slimthick Vic, he is immediately taken by her soothing vibes. Vic plans to take his pleasure to the next level in order to restore balance to his world!
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Release History & Theatrical Window
October 11, 2023
Physical Home Media
Key Information & Fast Facts
- Director
- Jim Powers, Eli Cross
- Original Title
- Nuru or Nothing
- Country of Origin
- Canada
- Spoken Languages
- English
- Runtime
- 1h 47m
- Production Studios
- Fantasy Massage
Creative Leadership & Key Crew
Jim Powers, Eli Cross
Bree Mills
Department Leadership Roster
Bree Mills
Producer
Jim Powers
Director
Eli Cross
Director
Age Classification & Content Advisories
Official viewer rating standards and content warnings across international classification boards.
NC-17: Adults Only — No one 17 and under admitted.
International Certification Matrix
Adults Only — No one 17 and under admitted.
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What is Nuru or Nothing about?
Lauren Phillips, a masseuse, leads David Lee into a massage parlor, where it is revealed that he is there to interview Lauren on the topic of Nuru massages for his magazine column. David requests that Lauren take him through the entire Nuru "experience", which she happily agrees to do! When Seth arrives at the parlor, he's greeted by his lovely masseuse, Queenie Sateen. Queenie asks Seth a few questions to get an idea of what he's looking for and quickly determines that he needs something a little extra... a NURU massage. Chris Scandal is having a bad day when his girlfriend calls to end their relationship. He's shocked as he hangs up the phone but then realizes he needs to invite good energy into his life to remain positive. That's when he starts researching Nuru massages. When he meets Slimthick Vic, he is immediately taken by her soothing vibes. Vic plans to take his pleasure to the next level in order to restore balance to his world!
Who directed Nuru or Nothing?
Nuru or Nothing was directed by Jim Powers, Eli Cross.
Who stars in Nuru or Nothing?
The principal cast of Nuru or Nothing includes Lauren Phillips, Queenie Sateen, Slimthick Vic, Chris Scandal, David Lee.
When was Nuru or Nothing released and how long is it?
Nuru or Nothing was released in 2023 with a total runtime of 1h 47m.
What is the age rating and content advisory for Nuru or Nothing?
Nuru or Nothing holds official age classifications: US: NC-17 (Adults Only — No one 17 and under admitted.).