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7.5 / 10(2 votes)IMDbNC-1720231h 30m

If You Can't Beat 'em, Join 'em

Synopsis

Caroline is waiting around in a stunning dress, planning to go out somewhere that night. But she looks frustrated as her husband, Joseph, arrives home late. He's a restaurant owner, so complains about his restaurant holding him up. A few days later, Caroline gets ready to leave for a weekend. But after Caroline leaves and parks just out of sight, she catches Joseph sitting close to Stella. That's when Cariline swallows her pride and offers to spice things up with a steamy threesome! Cherie DeVille is an important CEO. Dante Colle, the new employee, peeks into her office holding a bunch of papers. She signs the papers, saying he doesn't have to be afraid of her. Joanna Angel from HR stops by, saying that it's her job to make sure all employees are treated properly. Dante has a meeting with Joanna, and is shocked to see that Cherie is there as well. The two women laugh at him, saying that he is totally unqualified for this job - they hired him because they liked his BODY.

Release History & Theatrical Window

4K UHD / Blu-ray Debut

August 15, 2023

Physical Home Media

Key Information & Fast Facts

Director
Joanna Angel, Dan Anatomik, Rhiannon Anatomik
Screenplay & Story
3X West, Joanna Angel, Cherie DeVille
Original Title
If You Can't Beat 'em, Join 'em
Spoken Languages
English
Runtime
1h 30m
Production Studios
Pure Taboo

Creative Leadership & Key Crew

Director

Joanna Angel, Dan Anatomik, Rhiannon Anatomik

Screenplay & Story

3X West, Joanna Angel, Cherie DeVille

Director of Photography

David Lord

Film Editing

Angelo Poirier

Producers

Bree Mills

Department Leadership Roster

Joanna Angel

Joanna Angel

Director

3X West

Writer

Bree Mills

Bree Mills

Producer

Dan Anatomik

Dan Anatomik

Director

Rhiannon Anatomik

Rhiannon Anatomik

Director

Joanna Angel

Joanna Angel

Writer

David Lord

David Lord

Director of Photography

Cherie DeVille

Cherie DeVille

Writer

Angelo Poirier

Editor

Age Classification & Content Advisories

Official viewer rating standards and content warnings across international classification boards.

Primary: NC-17

NC-17: Adults Only — No one 17 and under admitted.

International Certification Matrix

United States (MPAA)NC-17

Adults Only — No one 17 and under admitted.

Official cinematic photography and background stills for If You Can't Beat 'em, Join 'em.

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Frequently Asked Questions About If You Can't Beat 'em, Join 'em

Quick factual answers about cast, synopsis, director, box office, and release information.

What is If You Can't Beat 'em, Join 'em about?

Caroline is waiting around in a stunning dress, planning to go out somewhere that night. But she looks frustrated as her husband, Joseph, arrives home late. He's a restaurant owner, so complains about his restaurant holding him up. A few days later, Caroline gets ready to leave for a weekend. But after Caroline leaves and parks just out of sight, she catches Joseph sitting close to Stella. That's when Cariline swallows her pride and offers to spice things up with a steamy threesome! Cherie DeVille is an important CEO. Dante Colle, the new employee, peeks into her office holding a bunch of papers. She signs the papers, saying he doesn't have to be afraid of her. Joanna Angel from HR stops by, saying that it's her job to make sure all employees are treated properly. Dante has a meeting with Joanna, and is shocked to see that Cherie is there as well. The two women laugh at him, saying that he is totally unqualified for this job - they hired him because they liked his BODY.

Who directed If You Can't Beat 'em, Join 'em?

If You Can't Beat 'em, Join 'em was directed by Joanna Angel, Dan Anatomik, Rhiannon Anatomik.

Who stars in If You Can't Beat 'em, Join 'em?

The principal cast of If You Can't Beat 'em, Join 'em includes Cytherea, Charly Summer, Derrick Pierce, Cherie DeVille, Joanna Angel.

When was If You Can't Beat 'em, Join 'em released and how long is it?

If You Can't Beat 'em, Join 'em was released in 2023 with a total runtime of 1h 30m.

What is the age rating and content advisory for If You Can't Beat 'em, Join 'em?

If You Can't Beat 'em, Join 'em holds official age classifications: US: NC-17 (Adults Only — No one 17 and under admitted.).