If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
“Everything is under control.”
Synopsis
With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
Trailers, Teasers & Extra Featurettes
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Type: Trailer • Published 2025-09-24
Top Cast
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Rose Byrne
Linda
Conan O'Brien
Therapist
A$AP Rocky
James
Danielle Macdonald
Caroline
Delaney Quinn
Child
Mary Bronstein
Dr. Spring
Ivy Wolk
Diana
Mark Stolzenberg
Parking Attendant
Manu Narayan
Landlord
Christian Slater
Father
Eva Kornet
Breathworker
Ella Beatty
Kate
Helen Hong
Eva
Daniel Zolghadri
Stephen
Josh Pais
Brad
Ronald Bronstein
Caroline's Husband (voice)
Lark White
Vanessa
Laurence Blum
Police Officer
Release History & Theatrical Window
Streaming Window: 39 DaysMelbourne International Film Festival
Festival / Special Debut
October 10, 2025
Wide Cinema Exhibition
November 18, 2025
VOD & Digital Platforms
May 26, 2026
Physical Home Media
Financials & Box Office Performance
Production Budget
$1.5M
Filming & production cost
Worldwide Gross
$1.7M
Total global ticket sales
Box Office Return
1.14x
+$210K net gain
Theatrical Status
Budget Return
Box office tier
Key Information & Fast Facts
- Director
- Mary Bronstein
- Screenplay & Story
- Mary Bronstein
- Original Title
- If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
- Country of Origin
- United States of America
- Spoken Languages
- English, Spanish
- Runtime
- 1h 53m
- Production Budget
- $1.5M
- Worldwide Gross
- $1.7M
- Production Studios
- A24, Central Pictures, Fat City, Bronxburgh
Creative Leadership & Key Crew
Mary Bronstein
Mary Bronstein
Christopher Messina
Lucian Johnston
Sara Murphy, Ryan Zacarias, Josh Safdie, Eli Bush, Richie Doyle
Department Leadership Roster
Nitasha Bhambree
Stunt Coordinator
Sara Murphy
Producer
Ryan Zacarias
Producer
Mary Bronstein
Director
Josh Safdie
Producer
Christopher Messina
Director of Photography
Lucian Johnston
Editor
Eli Bush
Producer
Richie Doyle
Producer
Conor Hannon
Producer
Ronald Bronstein
Producer
Carmen Navis
Production Design
Elizabeth Warn
Costume Design
Anders Nyman
Visual Effects Supervisor
Brad Kalinoski
Visual Effects Supervisor
Age Classification & Content Advisories
Official viewer rating standards and content warnings across international classification boards.
R: Restricted — Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
International Certification Matrix
Mature — Recommended for viewers 15 and older.
Suitable only for 15 years and over.
Restricted — Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
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Frequently Asked Questions About If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
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What is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You about?
With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
Who directed If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You was directed by Mary Bronstein.
Who stars in If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?
The principal cast of If I Had Legs I'd Kick You includes Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, A$AP Rocky, Danielle Macdonald, Delaney Quinn.
When was If I Had Legs I'd Kick You released and how long is it?
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You was released in 2025 with a total runtime of 1h 53m.
What was the box office and production budget of If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You had a reported production budget of $1.5M and grossed $1.7M at the worldwide box office (1.14 return on budget, classified as a budget recovered).
What is the age rating and content advisory for If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You holds official age classifications: AU: M (Mature — Recommended for viewers 15 and older.); GB: 15 (Suitable only for 15 years and over.); US: R (Restricted — Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.).