Never Say Never Mind
Synopsis
NEVER SAY...NEVER MIND, the SWEDISH BIKINI TEAM find themselves in London at BUCKINGHAM PALACE receiving British Orders of Chivalry. But first, they must locate and destroy a copy of the infamous Los Alamos hard drive. Meanwhile, HELGA is missing in action in AMAZONIA and gets her Damehood in absentia. The other TEAM MEMBERS think that their next stop will be a leisurely yacht cruise and an appearance at the International Bikini Team Federation (IBTF) Open, where they will be judging the contest. Little do they know that intrigue, adventure, portable nuclear devices, a mutant yeast strain and danger in high places awaits.
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Key Information & Fast Facts
- Director
- Buzz Feitshans IV
- Screenplay & Story
- Ron Bryan, B. Daniel Martinez
- Original Score
- Robert Etoll
- Original Title
- Never Say Never Mind
- Country of Origin
- United Kingdom
- Spoken Languages
- English
- Runtime
- 1h 33m
Creative Leadership & Key Crew
Buzz Feitshans IV
Ron Bryan, B. Daniel Martinez
Robert Etoll
Colin Munn
Department Leadership Roster
Buzz Feitshans IV
Director
Louise Page
Costume Design
Ron Bryan
Writer
Stephen Daly
Production Design
Elisabetta Rogiani
Costume Design
B. Daniel Martinez
Writer
Robert Etoll
Original Music Composer
Colin Munn
Director of Photography
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What is Never Say Never Mind about?
NEVER SAY...NEVER MIND, the SWEDISH BIKINI TEAM find themselves in London at BUCKINGHAM PALACE receiving British Orders of Chivalry. But first, they must locate and destroy a copy of the infamous Los Alamos hard drive. Meanwhile, HELGA is missing in action in AMAZONIA and gets her Damehood in absentia. The other TEAM MEMBERS think that their next stop will be a leisurely yacht cruise and an appearance at the International Bikini Team Federation (IBTF) Open, where they will be judging the contest. Little do they know that intrigue, adventure, portable nuclear devices, a mutant yeast strain and danger in high places awaits.
Who directed Never Say Never Mind?
Never Say Never Mind was directed by Buzz Feitshans IV.
Who stars in Never Say Never Mind?
The principal cast of Never Say Never Mind includes John Rhys-Davies, Bruce Payne, Nick Brimble, Eric Loren, Vincent Marzello.
When was Never Say Never Mind released and how long is it?
Never Say Never Mind was released in 2003 with a total runtime of 1h 33m.
Who composed the musical score for Never Say Never Mind?
The original motion picture soundtrack for Never Say Never Mind was composed by Robert Etoll.