If it Won’t Hold Water, it Surely Won’t Hold a Goat
Synopsis
"If it Won’t Hold Water, it Surely Won’t Hold a Goat" is an intimate meditation on the subversive nature of goats and their effect on the people who spend time with them. Centered on the story of the legendary Goat Man - a nomadic figure who spent most of his life walking the roads of Georgia with a wagon pulled by a herd of goats - this experimental documentary weaves together an interview with a goat farmer, footage of the daily rituals Johnson enacted with her own herd, and a poem about the Goat Man’s experimental and spectacular life.
Release History & Theatrical Window
January 1, 2014
VOD & Digital Platforms
Key Information & Fast Facts
- Director
- Erin Johnson
- Original Title
- If it Won’t Hold Water, it Surely Won’t Hold a Goat
- Country of Origin
- United States of America
- Spoken Languages
- English
- Runtime
- 10m
Creative Leadership & Key Crew
Erin Johnson
Department Leadership Roster
Erin Johnson
Director
Age Classification & Content Advisories
Official viewer rating standards and content warnings across international classification boards.
NR: Not Rated — Evaluated outside standard classification boards.
International Certification Matrix
Not Rated — Evaluated outside standard classification boards.
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What is If it Won’t Hold Water, it Surely Won’t Hold a Goat about?
"If it Won’t Hold Water, it Surely Won’t Hold a Goat" is an intimate meditation on the subversive nature of goats and their effect on the people who spend time with them. Centered on the story of the legendary Goat Man - a nomadic figure who spent most of his life walking the roads of Georgia with a wagon pulled by a herd of goats - this experimental documentary weaves together an interview with a goat farmer, footage of the daily rituals Johnson enacted with her own herd, and a poem about the Goat Man’s experimental and spectacular life.
Who directed If it Won’t Hold Water, it Surely Won’t Hold a Goat?
If it Won’t Hold Water, it Surely Won’t Hold a Goat was directed by Erin Johnson.
Who stars in If it Won’t Hold Water, it Surely Won’t Hold a Goat?
The principal cast of If it Won’t Hold Water, it Surely Won’t Hold a Goat includes Not specified.
When was If it Won’t Hold Water, it Surely Won’t Hold a Goat released and how long is it?
If it Won’t Hold Water, it Surely Won’t Hold a Goat was released in 2014 with a total runtime of 10m.
What is the age rating and content advisory for If it Won’t Hold Water, it Surely Won’t Hold a Goat?
If it Won’t Hold Water, it Surely Won’t Hold a Goat holds official age classifications: US: NR (Not Rated — Evaluated outside standard classification boards.).