Soccer Sucks
Synopsis
Filling holes instead of scoring goals: 17 sexy football players get their kit off in the changing rooms, a woodland playground, a farmyard loft and in a scrap yard. Wearing their soccer kit and biking gear, these boys shag, suck, wank, tie up and tickle each other. They lick and set fire to each other's trainers, stomp and trample in the shower and take a piss on each other.
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Release History & Theatrical Window
January 18, 2008
Physical Home Media
Key Information & Fast Facts
- Director
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- Original Title
- Soccer Sucks
- Country of Origin
- Germany
- Spoken Languages
- German
- Runtime
- 2h 0m
- Production Studios
- Sk8erboy
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Frequently Asked Questions About Soccer Sucks
Quick factual answers about cast, synopsis, director, box office, and release information.
What is Soccer Sucks about?
Filling holes instead of scoring goals: 17 sexy football players get their kit off in the changing rooms, a woodland playground, a farmyard loft and in a scrap yard. Wearing their soccer kit and biking gear, these boys shag, suck, wank, tie up and tickle each other. They lick and set fire to each other's trainers, stomp and trample in the shower and take a piss on each other.
Who directed Soccer Sucks?
Soccer Sucks was directed by Not specified.
Who stars in Soccer Sucks?
The principal cast of Soccer Sucks includes Alex, Andy, Anthony Reeves, Chrissy, David.
When was Soccer Sucks released and how long is it?
Soccer Sucks was released in 2008 with a total runtime of 2h 0m.