Onions
“He's not crying over the onions...”
Synopsis
Amidst lockdowns and toilet paper shortages, Jack lands a date. The only problem? Jack can't cut onions to save his life. Slicing his finger moments before his date arrives, Jack must endure the pain in a vain attempt to conceal his wound.
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- Director
- Zerach Kearney
- Original Title
- Onions
- Country of Origin
- Canada
- Spoken Languages
- English
- Runtime
- 6m
Creative Leadership & Key Crew
Zerach Kearney
Andrew McCullough, Ellie Bidgood
Tony Merzetti
Department Leadership Roster
Zerach Kearney
Director
Andrew McCullough
Editor
Ellie Bidgood
Editor
Age Classification & Content Advisories
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International Certification Matrix
Parental Guidance Suggested.
Violence
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Frequently Asked Questions About Onions
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What is Onions about?
Amidst lockdowns and toilet paper shortages, Jack lands a date. The only problem? Jack can't cut onions to save his life. Slicing his finger moments before his date arrives, Jack must endure the pain in a vain attempt to conceal his wound.
Who directed Onions?
Onions was directed by Zerach Kearney.
Who stars in Onions?
The principal cast of Onions includes Andrew Martel, Kayla Ossachuk.
When was Onions released and how long is it?
Onions was released in 2021 with a total runtime of 6m.
What is the age rating and content advisory for Onions?
Onions holds official age classifications: CA: PG (Parental Guidance Suggested.).