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19991h 21m

Homey In The Haystack

Synopsis

After Byron Long witnesses a crime, he turns to the Witness Protection Program. They decide he'd blend in perfectly at a traditional Amish farm. He's does his part to raise the barn and help out, but the fine, innocent white virgins on the farm raise a tent pole in his pants. At first, the community thought he was odd, but they soon learn a thing or two about chocolate love, from this tall, dark, and swollen stranger!

Release History & Theatrical Window

4K UHD / Blu-ray Debut

June 23, 1999

Physical Home Media

Key Information & Fast Facts

Director
Cool Breeze
Original Title
Homey In The Haystack
Spoken Languages
English
Runtime
1h 21m
Production Studios
Horizon Pictures

Creative Leadership & Key Crew

Director

Cool Breeze

Department Leadership Roster

Cool Breeze

Director

Official cinematic photography and background stills for Homey In The Haystack.

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Frequently Asked Questions About Homey In The Haystack

Quick factual answers about cast, synopsis, director, box office, and release information.

What is Homey In The Haystack about?

After Byron Long witnesses a crime, he turns to the Witness Protection Program. They decide he'd blend in perfectly at a traditional Amish farm. He's does his part to raise the barn and help out, but the fine, innocent white virgins on the farm raise a tent pole in his pants. At first, the community thought he was odd, but they soon learn a thing or two about chocolate love, from this tall, dark, and swollen stranger!

Who directed Homey In The Haystack?

Homey In The Haystack was directed by Cool Breeze.

Who stars in Homey In The Haystack?

The principal cast of Homey In The Haystack includes Delia, Regan Starr, Zoe, Candy Vegas, Mila.

When was Homey In The Haystack released and how long is it?

Homey In The Haystack was released in 1999 with a total runtime of 1h 21m.