Who Hates Massages?!
Synopsis
Goldie Glock is about to meet her new step-mom, Marie McCray, for the first time, although she's not happy about it. When she knocks, Marie meets her at the door but mistakes her as the masseuse she's hired! Kristen Scott nervously enters a massage parlor to get a refund for a gift certificate because she doesn't like massages, having not had good experiences with them in the past. Lacy Lennon insists that she's not supposed to do returns. However, she's convinced that the problem is that Kristen's never been massaged by a WOMAN before Grey as her secretary, she would be LOST without her! Serene notices that Laney is stiffly rubbing her shoulder. Serene uses this unique opportunity to finally make her move.
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Release History & Theatrical Window
March 17, 2022
Wide Cinema Exhibition
Key Information & Fast Facts
- Director
- Whitney Wright, Casey Calvert, Eli Cross
- Screenplay & Story
- Midnight, Fistopher Nolan
- Original Title
- Who Hates Massages?!
- Country of Origin
- Canada
- Spoken Languages
- English
- Runtime
- 1h 47m
- Production Studios
- Fantasy Massage
Creative Leadership & Key Crew
Whitney Wright, Casey Calvert, Eli Cross
Midnight, Fistopher Nolan
Bree Mills
Department Leadership Roster
Whitney Wright
Director
Casey Calvert
Director
Eli Cross
Director
Midnight
Writer
Fistopher Nolan
Writer
Bree Mills
Producer
Age Classification & Content Advisories
Official viewer rating standards and content warnings across international classification boards.
NC-17: Adults Only — No one 17 and under admitted.
International Certification Matrix
Adults Only — No one 17 and under admitted.
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What is Who Hates Massages?! about?
Goldie Glock is about to meet her new step-mom, Marie McCray, for the first time, although she's not happy about it. When she knocks, Marie meets her at the door but mistakes her as the masseuse she's hired! Kristen Scott nervously enters a massage parlor to get a refund for a gift certificate because she doesn't like massages, having not had good experiences with them in the past. Lacy Lennon insists that she's not supposed to do returns. However, she's convinced that the problem is that Kristen's never been massaged by a WOMAN before Grey as her secretary, she would be LOST without her! Serene notices that Laney is stiffly rubbing her shoulder. Serene uses this unique opportunity to finally make her move.
Who directed Who Hates Massages?!?
Who Hates Massages?! was directed by Whitney Wright, Casey Calvert, Eli Cross.
Who stars in Who Hates Massages?!?
The principal cast of Who Hates Massages?! includes Goldie Glock, Marie McCray, Kristen Scott, Lacy Lennon, Laney Grey.
When was Who Hates Massages?! released and how long is it?
Who Hates Massages?! was released in 2022 with a total runtime of 1h 47m.
What is the age rating and content advisory for Who Hates Massages?!?
Who Hates Massages?! holds official age classifications: US: NC-17 (Adults Only — No one 17 and under admitted.).