Tim Kazurinsky

as Merchant

as Cadet Sweetchuck

as Sweetchuck

as Sheldon West

as Sidney Rimhollow

as Hugh Mellon

as Photographer [1912]

Role: Screenplay

as Self - Various Characters

as Salesman

as Chunky Chicken Salesman (uncredited)

as Colin

as Walter Dalrymple

as Father Timothy

as Pa Greavy

Role: Writer

as Workman

as Car Salesman

as 1st Party Dad

as Irv

as Leonard

as Priscilla, Queen of the Desserts

as Mr. Melvin Baxter

as Bill Bjango

as Gaudy Hawker

as Arnold Fliegel

as Petey B

as Fool / Museum Guard

as Carlton Rasmeth

as (archive footage)

as Self

as Jacob Marley's Ghost

as Phil

as Harold

as Charlie

as Viggio

as Badge Brother #1

as The Fool / Museum Guard

as Gus

as Self

as Bart

as President XM

as Marvin Pounder

as Ed

as Casting Director

as Self

as Mel Greenfield, M.D.

as Self

as Landlord

as Attending Nurse

as (archive footage)

as Grandpa