Glenn Beck

as Astronaut

as Lt. Kivel

as Abraham Lincoln

as Terminal Patient #7

as T.V. Announcer

as Ferris Wheel Man

as DB

as Prison Guard

as Old Man in Church

as Seaman 2nd Class - C.I.C.

as Lieutenant

as Bob Hamburg

as Charlie

as Mr. Saunders

as Swedish Man

as Old Veteran

as Grandpa

as Motril

as TV Announcer

as Third Reporter

as General's Aide

as U.S. Marshall

as Martin

as Policeman

as Old Man

as Garson

as Guard

as Dr. Norvel

as Canadian Landlord

as Third Reporter